Just Friends

We're just friends I've told you time and again You locked my dog inside a pen We really had to make amends- And now we're just friends We're just pals I've said it over and over You buried all of my oil pascals Really rude and moreover You don't even seem to have morale- So now we're just pals We're just colleagues How many times must I say it? You're such a lying hypocrite You tried to join all the jerk off leagues- So now we're just colleagues WE'RE JUST PAST ACQUAINTANCES LAST TIME I SAY! YOU TOOK ALL OF MY MONTHLY PAY AND TRIED TO ENTER THE GOLDEN SLEIGH! YOU NEVER WORK AND NEVER PRAY AND YOU"RE ALWAYS COMMENTING ON HOW MUCH I WEIGH! YOU HATE MY DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS WHEY AND TO YOU EVERYTHING ON EARTH IS GREY SO TO OUR RELATIONSHIP NAY I SAY!!!!