Tear You A New Poems - Poems about Tear You A New

...If you come to Soup Creek town With any ulterior motives Best go first to the local chapel And light a few candle votives, We, the citizens, have values Not to mention a few morals A......Read the rest...

...Global Extinction The fires you start will come back and burn you. The idiots are in charge and they deny the truth. Enjoy the sunshine whilst remaining blind to the drought. We as a species ......Read the rest...

...One test men face on their own is the one against testosterone cus men get bitter and moan try bring you to pits be shown It’s the petty repeating a challenge they chew over a mental weakli......Read the rest...

...The New Year boasts of new beginnings, While Auld Lang Syne says farewell to the past. Crossing over to a refreshing new start, Yet holding on tight to recent life that's passed. Dreaming in si......Read the rest...

...I dug a hole in the backyard last night. When I started digging I was thinking about death Perhaps I would just lie down and die, But then I realized it was not for dying but for living. It was......Read the rest...

...Dear Miss Monkey Manners, I am writing to you out of desperation, It seems that I may have a problem with excessive perspiration. As a lowland gorilla I live in regions of extreme heat and humidity, ......Read the rest...

...I wield the almighty pen The poets mighty sword Drawing blood or drawing fancy Pen the sensible or the absurd I can launch a thousand ships Put birds afoot or on the fly On a sad man write a ......Read the rest...

...You laugh at me when you spot me sitting in the kitchen, alone, trying to balance a Styrofoam plate on my lap And cursing that I’ve spilled some gravy on my new pants. You jokingly state that no......Read the rest...