Spare Tire Poems - Poems about Spare Tire

... Ah, I remember those smashing days when I was dancing till dawn! Refusing to be a workforce pawn. It left no lines, but painted a smile on my face! I enjoyed the joy, the people-pepp......Read the rest...

... A father and a son were driving down a deserted road when a flat tire put them in a funk. There was a spare tire…but no lug nut wrench or jack inside their trunk. This was long before cell phon......Read the rest...

...They are forming clusters in the sky, and you cannot see them with your naked eyes you have to consult the giant telescope and go deep sea fishing in a construction boat, and when the wind hits your ......Read the rest...

...Around my hips, too much weight In place of a stomach, I've a spare tire My face is pudgy, slightly bloated Dark forces against me conspire ... But I've reversed course, I'm sheddi......Read the rest...

...If in a singles ad you spot a 'RUGged individualist' Don't be surprised if he lays carpet for 'Magikist' * Perchance you'll get excited when you read that she is 'curvy' H......Read the rest...

...to meet someone I love I run happily on a thousand-mile road My heart is full of joy I forgot how time passes Darkness falls and the light Disappear and blow away dust gallop on the desert road......Read the rest...

...You made my love a convenience just needing me whenever you want me used and misused, selfishly I knew there was something fishy But I didn't want to explore the fish in the sea But now I see wh......Read the rest...

...she releases hiss, tires flat but for spouse with a spare tire. repaired, but this is amiss - her teeth release hiss......Read the rest...

...WE WERE THE FOOLS Harvard, named after a minister Yale, started by a clergyman great foundations soon destroyed by evolutionists they employed Our institutions had right intentions soon all......Read the rest...

...Been running like the devil with his pants on fire. Tearing up a rutted road with no spare tire. Racing toward the sunset in a reckless mood While the tension turns my knuckles white And I grit m......Read the rest...

...Spare tire is kept available As an urgent need replacement To a dead flat rubber cushion Of a wagon off the pavement. A spare tire is an excess fat Around someone's heavy waistline; If girl ......Read the rest...

...And In THE TRUNK OF MY ole' hoopty CAR- - What's in the trunk of my ole' hoopty car an out date scissor jack rusted up 4 way lug-wench flatten spare tire box of dirty oily shop towe......Read the rest...

...Here's a tale of a white Chevy Corvair, I car I'll never forget Repossessed from a gypsy, I'd be willing to bet... On a cold, snowy winter night, February 1968 This 'bagel' was to drive th......Read the rest...

...They say jalopy, I called her Ethyl She was a tough one, and she was special Could have called her cranky I suppose She needed lots of cranking the Lord knows There was a crank for the engine up ......Read the rest...

...Trump Has Been Beyond Compare But I have a tendency to write poems about humor, stupidity and how humidity happens to affect Trump's hair. McCain criticize we would never dare, With Trump th......Read the rest...