Short Wrangler Poems

It's Just Pants

Levi
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blue denim jeans
made tough to last longer
till high price demand cheaper brand
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Wrangler

2020 December 13
*1st Place*
Trademark~~Quintain
~~Sara Kendrick...

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Rudolph bailed, said “Florida’s call’n me” Nick  
But fleet on his feet, ol Santa’s too quick 
Once again, he’s gone rope’n
A replacement he’s hop’en
By Christmas, Rudy’s heart’ll be homesick 
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The trousers he's wearing are Wrangler -
they're great for his job as an angler
(although on a trip
he busted his zip
and showed all those present his dangler).

written 6th December for Sara's Trademark contest...

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sack of gin
drip thru the casket
over charged bastard
i am?what damn fool gives good gold to a stranger
jenna's jeep wrangler
foster poet
i need a ho and
some where to keep
miss little bo peep
miss me

to jenna bush
a friend...

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Brett Favre looks hot in his Wrangler blue jeans

You know that cool dude ate his spinach greens

     Has the perfect TV face

     With the girls he scores first base

If only he could master passing screens


* For the sports limerick contest...

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is that a jackaroo or a jillaroo?
I am annoyed, preferring to be called ringer.
have spent the day with a green one.
decide to escape, take a walk by the sea.

broncoing has worn me out.
1080 irritates me.
I finally revitalize, feeling replenished.
thanks to the glorious sky....

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Errol Flynn a swashbuckler
he was also a wrangler

Jack Webb loved LA
gave us Joe Friday

Kevin Bacon brought us footloose
many years after Mother Goose

Humphrey Bogart had many roles
his acting on screen without holes

John Wayne cowboy and soldier
neither one was more bolder...

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The Vaquero

Create for me a vaquero
           With slow walk, loving rodeo
Long rides on cool high mountain trails
            Where it's wooded__love never fails
Who rides comfortable as can be
            Wrangler who understands..create for me

(Wrapped Refrain)

In honor of Tirzah Conway
A Cowboy Is contest...

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When all the marbles leave the bag
Fret not, weekend wrangler,
For the beat of your heart 
Wobbles the very Earth

This your wounded year
With waves calling from pier to pier
Rise, rise your gutless cheer!

Fear not the flashing spheres
Running over shadow-patched cracks
Gleaming with the glory of unkept dreams
Sending shockwaves through Heartlands....

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ah the rockin rolling seat ,
dem bowlaigs sure hard to beat,
when ya poking them ol dogies ,
heading home and life is sweet,
when the cattle are a grazing ,
and the sun is setting low,
an the night watch is stargazing,
a sweeter life i do know,
back when life was walking slow,
but then complete...

thank you "Cowpoke Meyers"
an wrangler Bob Hinshaw...

Don...

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Drool the duck got mad at a bull and whacked up a bee
                          She was so bad she took the cat for a cup of tea
                                            Cat was a mangler
                                            Upcountry wrangler
                 Peeved the duck with the muck and mucked her up with a pee











DROOL THE DUCK: Limerick: copyright© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY November 2014...

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Two bodies hanging from annihilated cars
Collided hearts
Crashed at the lips
Creating daydreams with the impact of their fingertips
Worlds bleeding onto the jagged spears of shattered windshields
Love forming on the merged, crumpled hoods; Love the bodies can't feel
A marriage in death
Exchanging vows in silent breath
You may kiss the bride, the stranger
Upon this altar of a devastated Pontiac Grand Prix and a mangled Jeep Wrangler...

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When I went to dress for Church today
I thought, what should I wear
I'm not a dress type person
So there's no worries there
I tried on a striped shirt
But it didn't go with my jeans
And the next one that I looked at 
Had a rip in the seam
I picked up this, I tried on that
The green one makes me show my fat
Halfway down my closet
A black tee shirt I see
It said 'Wrangler Bull Riders'
That's the one! It has to be!
It does go with my jeans....

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There is the sweet sound of birds that sing
And then, there is the annoying cacophony
of horns, HON- keen!

The erratic incessant chirp and beep
of cars remotely locked
Makes for an eclectic electric symphony
Where birds are mocked

Can a Horny Yellow Wrangler
find a lonsome dove?
There is sadness
in the single Bronco
that knows no love
Oh, this is just all too queer
Another horn
Is sounding near... 

In the woods, in the lot.
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