Short Olympics Poems

We want the hosting
Twenty Thirty Olympics
Not the Third World War....

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yard full of beer cans
cotton balls and human string
food,fun, drunks galore...

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haiku olympics
                          i bench press
                          my pencil...

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He did not win the race but won hearts with every stride.


Sports One- Liner contest
12/9/15...

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Is today Japan's version of April Fools Day?

They've made the Olympics look like a School Sports Day...

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I'm the international champion of the Speed Waiting Olympics. 
I can now wait an hour in only ten minutes....

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With the Winter Olympics
Evolution has been splendid 
But for the games of summer
Our 'bronze' age has not yet ended...

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Olympic athletes performed nude
(Spectators back then cheered the lewd)
The judges (we're told)
Used layers of gold
To honour the most well-hung dude...

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The Beijing Olympics can't cope
With all the young athletes who hope
When they go to shower
That they'll have the power
To service all those who drop soap...

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There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty....

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An uncommonly spry basset hound
was annoyed when his ears swept the ground
But his spirits soared
when he got a skateboard
Now he’d Doggie Olympics bound

6/8/22...

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The Olympic Medal

To be given a gold medal
You have to win the gold medal
To take drugs and cheat
Is winning without merit
To dishonour the olympics
Is to dishonour Yourself....

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weekend olympics
pyramid of empty cans
lined-up beer trophies



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Submitted for contest DENTED CANS sponsored by JOHN LAWLESS - December 30, 2017...

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Olympian speed
Tortise and hare race for gold
Disqualified, rage


Anybody watch the Olympics?

Inspired by a poem by Sara Kendrick this morning!! Thanks for the inspiration mom....

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The thorn-less roses were so angry
They refused to participate
In the garden Olympics
The brunt of their anger?
The accused daisies
The roses thought
They had stole
Their thorns.
True?...

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At the Olympics, there should be a new category
Called Unique Sex Positions for Olympic glory
We all have techniques
We think are unique
Let's share with the world our sexual inventory...

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To the winner, the medal
never full glory...
To the conqueror, the spoils
never hearts and souls...!
Winners and Conquerors,
they are human...not olympics ,
      nor August ...!
 they will never be Gods!...

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An Olympics Committee official said
          "Women talk too much in meetings"
       His resignation is being loudly demanded

       Were a woman to say the same about men
          ~ She might even be reprimanded...

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Rejoice With Voice

Avoid new noise
Let art form become your voice
The you will rejoice.

Watching Olympics and how street art
is becoming the thing. I can remember
when it once was considered to be
graffiti. Poetry is another voice.

Jim Horn...

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A thorn in the flesh of the green, green grass
Between the line painted straight,
And sometimes bended.

The reek of the starters gun so black
The bulge of the rippling calves, sometimes slack,
As spikes rip through the blades
Of turf so lovingly tended....

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Citius, altius, fortius,
Olympic motto
swifter, higher, stronger,
Latin you see
will it happen this year?
What about the pandemic?
Five rings
Five countries
Four begin with an A
Americas, Asia, Australia, Africa
Europe, odd man out
I hope it happens 
Without repercussions...

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My sunflower
the tender breeze in the
streets of the field is your 
memory
and its sustains longer in your
flowering

The insects cream on your nectar
on you, their memory lingering, 
playing acrobatics on
your inner circles drawn like
tracks of an Olympics lane
5/29/2020
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Love to the USA
Sweatshops in Haiti
Twenty machines in row
Sewing T- shirts that say
I LOVE the USA 




12:23 noon   7/ 6/ 2013
granddaughter brings home from 4th July parade bobbles, candy & t-shirt made in Haiti saying
 I love USA. That was the Olympics as well as a lot of things ....

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Horn Olympics Haiku 

Olympics theme song;
When I would have a hammer,
This was what we need.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn

Hope this will humor you and USA 
ends  up with a clean sweep.

Wonder who out there are
curling fans. I remember 
a Carling beer that probably
no longer exists....

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The Olympics is where the worlds best,
athletes get together,
for the ultimate test.
Sixteen days, where young and old,
watch the contestants striving,
to gain a medal of gold.
All races, colours, and creeds, together as one,
forgetting all national differences,
by participating, and having fun.

 ~Tango~...

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