Short Hockey Poems
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The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.
Love to play hockey
drink bottles of ice cold beer
Where's the bacon. Eh?
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Aug.24/2004
David Pasternak:
For scoring goals, he really has a knack.
With him, I only have one beef:
He scored the goal that sank my Maple Leafs!!!
Fear of God
The Crackling ice
Put the fear of God in you
When you see a
A crack under your feet
Run the length of the ice.
Play as you wish
There are no boundaries
Taste me eat me
I am your dish
Do as you wish
There are no boundaries...
Note.Johny Boy use me as a toy...
They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks
the masks are coming off
true colours
and a three minute penalty
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There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
He forgot to duck
And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in
Hickory Dickory Duck
The defenseman stole the puck
He still didn’t score
The game was a bore
Hockey’s a game for Canucks
As a wee one I was obsessed with hockey
On frozen pond paying no mind to frozen bodies
We pretended
To be legends
Scoring the winning goal, kinda cocky
Sensor on a relay, really?
These Brand-New cars,
aren't very easy.
It's like playin Parcheesi,
with old fartin sneezy.
Yeah, these brand-new cars,
sure, aren't very easy.
There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!
As a teenager, hockey he breathed
A defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs
A star he became
Never knew his fame
After accidental death Tim's name was achieved
Across the ice the players skate around,
Defensemen, goalies, wings and refs abound.
The stands are packed with fans with cups of beer,
The pucks invade the nets to raucous cheer.
There was a lady from Kentucky,
Whose husband always played hockey,
She wrote poems on magic,
Until there was a tragic,
Her husband was turned into a key.
December 11, 2022.
There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”
Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed
Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on our ass
Even then we'd be just as tall with no hole-ys
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.
Hockey season has just begun.
Now glued to t.v. for my fun.
Canucks is my team,
We have common dream,
This year `Lord Stanley' will be won.
for "Let's Limerick" sports nut contest
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on my ass
Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y
© Jack Ellison 2015
At the beginning it is slow
Speeding up
Like the fastest fighter jet ever
Faster
Faster
Screaming
Twisting Turning
Flying Soaring
Endless ups and downs
Anticipation of an end
Finally the ends has come
Why don’t we give it another go
I was born in the hearth of the snowbelt
knee deep winters-pond hockey
a long driveway with a small coal shovel
pegging cars with snowballs
long slogs to school
slow brained learner
like an icy march river
-praying so hard for snow days.
LOL (Laugh out loud) xD
I love your effort
Kangaroo hops
Easy and hard hits
A little better than before
BAM (Be a man) o.o
Owning the Hockey Game
sssssslither like a snake
Sam! You're like a boss - Ooh! Like a boss
(hey man...sorry for my loss)
Advice on Ice
Some advice is costly
Lawyers know this to well
Some advice is useless
Ask old Uncle Dell
Some advice is entertaining
Just go ask Dr Phil
The best advice though
Is best kept on Ice
Just ask the coach of the NHL
Don Cherry