Short Germ Poems

In ways many,

In safe,Germany,

No germ any,

In Germany!...

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Position Was Firm

position was firm
when around someone will worm
greeted by a germ

Jim Horn

7,998....

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let it pour down
heal the ground
it clean
rain not a dream
so let it rain stop germ pain
this you must seal
remember 
THE RAIN HEALS...

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Rider on the storm
Rider on the storm
I want to eat a worm
I want to eat a worm
I want to be the germ
Infecting your epiderm
Rider on the storm....

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There once was a man with the flu
Shaking hands saying "How do you do?"
When next did we meet
My reply to his greet
Was a germ-ridden, spitting "Achoooo!!"...

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A set of bad books with black pages flip
much stain recycles and stays on a clip
lives like a germ
spreads his foul sperm
making all errors more than just a slip....

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Should Have Seen Him Squirm

This they did confirm
They finally killed the germ
Should have seen him squirm.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
On the more serious side....

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Hi poets, I've not been ignoring you
I've been battling the naughty germ, the flu
Writing this just to say
Feeling better today
I'll catch up on comments. Merci beaucoup!...

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The sun is shining this beautiful day
I should be playing, not coughing away
   The flu germ has caught me
   I'm sick as I could be
When I'm well the rain will be back to stay...

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Tongue Was Talking

Tongue was talking about a consulting firm,
Seeming to be sick spreading like a germ
How hard did try,
But overcome by;
Lies he told made him worm and squirm.

Jim Horn...

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A constant echo
Screaming through my heart
Speeding up the destruction process

Sliver to board
Speck to mite
Germ to infection

A runaway pest
Faster, faster, faster
Eventually. . .
Crash...

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Season's a changing Winter's a coming
Noses are sniffling Heaters arriving
People feeling cold and clammy
Donning thick new jammies
Oh no more natural warmth for a term
Just woolly coats and the flu germ!!...

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It's a strange, a unique habitat
  The inside of a hat
    But I am a germ or a gnat

Others may dream they have sat
  In my unique habitat
    I just tell them: 'Go away! Scat!' 


   Dr. Suess reproduced...

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Old
not outdated 
germ
still in the wheat

Not as fast
as I was
 
Faster
than I will 
ever be

Mind 
over matter
horse
pulling the cart

Intention
still deadly

Blade
forever
sharp

(Dreamsleep: November, 2023) 
...

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Ist germ warfare? 

Yes Bob,
1950s In Aussie they used myxmetosis, 
carried by mosquito the mostest, 
Squatter Jack was of grass, alack, (always) 
disposed of the rabbit he boasted, 
but the bunny out bred the attack,
 brer bunny might give you a slappp:) 
adapting old bunny still coasting...

Don Johnson 3-sep-11...

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I apologize for my absence lately,
but I have been told by experts
to keep a 6 poem distance; and 
reciting while wearing a mask 
may have worked for Scaramouche 
but it seems a bit too disingenuous
for my artistic tastes, though one 
should never take germs lightly, 
at least one of them in each of us
and all that we write…....

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Ladies and Lords
when ensconced upon
your porcelain thrones.
I pray you,
leave your cell phones,
completely alone.
Then when your 
ablutions are done,
wash your hands,
and resume your
texting marathon.
Yet, further still.
apply phone cleaning wipes. 
So, when we share 
phone photos,
neither of us will 
likely become ill,
that night....

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why do we fuss as we die 
where a germ started from  
the job of the president was to stop it 
from getting here
spreading out and killing us 

does a president after a rocket attack
sit on the sideline
watching its markings close up and   
pointing out that the rocket came from 
a lab or factory in an unfriendly country 
as we are laid out...

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There once was a cautious weird man named Berm
He was mortally so afraid of germ 
No girl did he ever kiss
Saying I won’t get sick miss
Pressed her lips with fingers, thought there’s no harm. 

_____________

May 14, 2023
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 (HMS)
Contest : Funny, Bawdy Or Humerous Limerick 
Sponsored by : Tania Kitchin...

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Buzz kills ounce stormed across
open beaches.

Citizen police engaged, shamed,
raged against the sight
of mask-less merry-makers.

Now the lock-downs are over
we gather to celebrate
but here again comes the hate.

Just wait
they will steal your freedoms once more.
The 'Karen's' are gathering,
we will all be germ-jailed again
come election day....

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Because of a tiny glitch
Inside a wet south side ditch
A minuscule germ, Mitch
Had an incredible itch

His voice had an uphill pitch
With a lilt that was rich
His oldest friend named Fritz
Told me that Mitch was a ditz

Mitch and Fritz fixed up the ditch
It attracted a whacky witch
Whose sense of humor with a stitch
Delighted the deliriously decorated ditch...

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Germ Schemes

I had a dream where I was goosed
with a shrink drug I was reduced
the same size as my fellow germs
but human nature came to terms
I had the power to compete
with HDL or LDL
on what to eat and what to shun
invent a bacteria
and cure in any area
or wake up if it isn’t done

The Miniverse Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Nina Parmenter
July 15, 2019...

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I am aware of now and here,
Work with fond flair as joy draws near.


I am conscious of faith and hope,
Word spontaneous a touching scope.


I am finesse in simple terms,
Wise thoughts caress the living germ.


I am ample as I can be,
Feel the sparkle as wonder frees.


I am truly a living spark,
Love now finds me as I embark.




Leon Enriquez
24 May 2017
Singapore...

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Words sculpt the tale
To make a sale


Words fashion form
To glimpse bold norms


Words tell a lot
In simple plot


Words host fond play
In various ways


Words wander well
As time does tell


Words speak of grief
That echoes brief


Words come to terms
To seed life's germ


Words flow and flow
Yet miss the show




Leon Enriquez
01 December 2016
Singapore...

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Woe be me this longing wait,
endure as must this human fate
trials to tempt infatuate
spiritual light in solid state....

Physical being laboriously toils
torn are we our souls to soil
amongst such blood in anger boil
why are we cast to such turmoil......

Hidden mysteries deep within
an agent,yeast,awaits to begin
a germ responds to inner hymn
as returning preparation's blend........

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