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Short Humor Poems. Below are the most popular short poems on or about Humor by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for short Humor poems by poem length and keyword.

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Short Humor poem by Rosann Fode| Details | |

Tragedy in a Single Line

The coffee is cold.

Short Humor poem by Viv Wigley| Details | |

Mankinds first attempt at conversation

"Hey, Doug!"
" ugh?"

Short Humor poem by Barbara Gorelick| Details | |

Ladies Of The Evening-Footle



Will Play

You Pay

Short Humor poem by RUDOLPH RINALDI| Details | |

If I go to heaven

If I go 
to heaven,
then what?

Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

WASH

Washing in tons,

In Washington!

Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

LET NOT WET

To let,

A Toilet,

Not wet,

Reads a chit!

Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

SHIRTS

In round collars,
O-shirts,
Not T-shirts!

Short Humor poem by RobertHenry Poulin| Details | |

WATCH OUT ANTS

watch out ants
rain is coming
to your doorstep

Short Humor poem by Sara Kendrick| Details | |

The Fancy Pipe Smoker

lights pipe smells ripe

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Words

Alliteration
Abomination?—no,but
Fascination—words


Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

BEHIND THE BARS

Two key hands,
Twelve figures,
Behind bar-
Clocks!


Short Humor poem by Maurice Rigoler| Details | |

Opera Showers


Women who sing in the shower
are called soapranos.

Short Humor poem by Robert Heemstra| Details | |

TV Haiku

was Emergency
Little House on the Prairie
911 was called

Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

NEW YORK EGGS

Yellow and white,

New yolk eggs,

New York become fat!

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Erato

Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets

Short Humor poem by Maurice Rigoler| Details | |

Old News


Did you hear the latest?
Well, it’s less than that now.

Short Humor poem by Jim Martin| Details | |

Lost Art

Going to Utah
In busy sorting center
Fallen on the floor

Short Humor poem by Teddy Kimathi| Details | |

Funny Haiku

head buried inside;
ostrich hates hearing
lions' loud roars

Short Humor poem by Kileem Al Lishmiin| Details | |

Love Stories

Tragedy and Comedy
Blended and Beaten
Memories last a lifetime

Short Humor poem by peter holmes| Details | |

A Woman

A woman is fire, love, adventure;
A cigar is only a smoke.

Short Humor poem by Chelsea Chords| Details | |

Awaiting Turn


1


Loo Queue
Lump Fart.

2

Broke Wind
Blame Jim.

Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

BALL ROOM

In Ballroom,

No balls to roll,

But,

Rock and roll!


Short Humor poem by Tom Hitt| Details | |

I Live A Life

I live a life, in perpetuity, of almost always being done.  ~TH~

Short Humor poem by Maurice Rigoler| Details | |

Grudges

Many people serve with grudges
and wish there were no judges.

Short Humor poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

FEET

they speak
they walk the beat
your not complete
without
FEET

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