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Short Humor Poems

Short Humor Poems. Below are the most popular short poems on or about Humor by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for short Humor poems by poem length and keyword.

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Short Humor poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

NEW YORK EGGS

Yellow and white,

New yolk eggs,

New York become fat!

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Erato

Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Moonshine Jamboree

Moonshine Jamboree!
A country boy’s fantasy!
A redneck party!

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.
Big burly badass rhino.
Stout lout elephant.

Short Humor poem by Haiku Dragon| Details | |

What Does The Fox Say

facebook and twitter 
we love social media-
little bird goes tweet

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Bats, Rats, Cats

Bats in the belfry.
Rats in the hall.
Cats sleeping through it all.

Short Humor poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

A rank and a prank

The higher the rank, 
the droller the prank.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humor poem by RUDOLPH RINALDI| Details | |

why is not earth a better place

*f bull sh*t *s a fertil*zer,
why *sn’t earth 
a better place?
 

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Pig Say

What does the pig say?
“I am a little bit plump,
I am not chubby.”

Short Humor poem by Sara Kendrick| Details | |

old couple

old couple square off to fight.. humor rolls wins bout

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Knothead

It fell from the sky.
I have a knot on my head.
Dead pigeon falling.

Short Humor poem by Marty King| Details | |

geese join a picnic haiku

geese join a picnic
then they go for the webbles 
for a piece of bread

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Sunny Sonny

Sonny is sunny.
He is happy all the time.
What’s wrong with the boy?

Short Humor poem by Michael Ward| Details | |

My girl



Short Humor poem by Luke Irwin| Details | |

Drowned in Disregard

Drowned in disregard,
He holds her till she wakes. 
Do I smell brownies?

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Midnight Light

I like the midnight.
I’m not afraid of the dark.
I have a flashlight.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Rebooting Fool

My computer crashed!
I am brain dead without it!
Reboot fool, reboot!

Short Humor poem by Peter Dome| Details | |

Red Bug

Red bug

*spotted *

on leaf.


Lady bug.


Peter Dome.copyright.2013.Dec.

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

KILLER

KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Stooges

Shemp was a real clown.
Curly was so much better.
What ‘bout Curly Joe?

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Milton

Behemoth, biggest
born of earth upheaved—vastness. 
—Milton (I stole it) 

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Sound Sleeper

He was sound asleep.
A worm crawled out of his ear.
That was real creepy.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Can't Dance

Old King David danced.
I can’t, I have two left feet.
I can’t sing either.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Funny Animals

Pack rats are hoarders.
Loopy rabbits hop a lot.
Silly skunks spray stink.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Winter Mishap

I can’t feel my toes!
I’ve been walking in the snow.
I can’t feel my nose!

Short Humor poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

Robin Hood

If you are robin, you are good.
If even you are Hood.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humor poem by Mark Halliday| Details | |

Muscle Car Envy

Thou shalt not covet
Thy neighbor's wife, nor his ass...
YOU mean his Corvette?

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Negative Absurdities

You can’t hug a bug.
You can’t grapple with King Kong.
You can’t eat snot fast.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Tater Tots

Yum! Yum! Tater Tots!
Smush them real good in ketchup!
Love those Tater Tots!

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Hillbilly Haven

Putin came to town.
It was filled with hillbillies.
They kicked his dang ass.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Night Watchman

Not on my watch man!
No streaking! Put your clothes on!
That’s perverted dude!

Short Humor poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

phd

you won't find me changed 
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

No Charm On The Farm

The third time’s a charm,
unless you live on a farm.
Cow poop stinks each time.

Short Humor poem by Sebastian Aaron Baez| Details | |

love at first sight

hot and steamy
nice and dreamy
what are you waiting for fool!
         
KISS ME!

Short Humor poem by RUDOLPH RINALDI| Details | |

the winds came

the winds came
fell trees
hit and killed Mrs. Krauss
missed my house
thank god

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

If You Please

Cheese, Cheese, if you please.
I have to have it right now.
Please, catch me a cow.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Snake Bitten

I stepped on the snake.
The snake struck me on my thigh.
I jumped off the snake.

Short Humor poem by hija de la luna| Details | |

In a wine bottle

They hate his drinking -
       But they put his ashes in …
A wine bottle urn.


7/21/14

Short Humor poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

BROKEN TEETH

couldn't eat
couldn't sleep
i walk  the beat
they kept me on my feet
theses
BROKEN TEETH

Short Humor poem by Syamala Tadigadapa| Details | |

Nuts

 Very nice, aren't they 
 How I love peanuts 
 Oh! They are just peas 
 OK, OK, I am nuts

Short Humor poem by Jim Tidd| Details | |

CAT BATH

Banshee screams pierce air,
claws sharp, eyes wide and angry,
good luck with cat bath.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Not Funny At All

I woke up early one Sunday morning.
I slowly looked all around.
I saw two naked clowns.

Short Humor poem by John Michaels| Details | |

Deforestation

Deforestation; blades cut a swathe through foliage: beauty has its price.

Short Humor poem by Author Rhonda Kay Hero - Wilson| Details | |

* Gods humor

clouds above looking like cotton
balls that God dropped into the sky
reminding us of his humor.

Short Humor poem by John Pen| Details | |

To fellow writers

When people flash past your page without reading
Remember, pigs would never recognize diamonds

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Maybe Not A Meal

It’s not a steak, it’s not a ham.
It may be the carcass of Sam-I-am.
Then again it might be spam.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Stupid Cupid

Cupid shot a sharp arrow.
It penetrated my heart.
Now I’m in the hospital.
Cupid’s on the run.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Kinky Linky

Two dogs were doing the kinky linky.
My son asked me: “What is that?”
Stone cold silence from me.

Short Humor poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Strangely Weird

A long time ago somewhere over there
a strange man danced a wee jig.
Honkies are weird like that.

Short Humor poem by Brian Cooper| Details | |

Bipolar Zen

Unhappy face then
   Happy face now forms again
      Zen      a transitory friend


Copyright 3/11/14

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