Pinscher Poems - Poems about Pinscher

...A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Doberman Pinscher A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey The English......Read the rest...

...My Doberman Pinscher won best of show and was strutting around like a peacock. One judge was none too pleased and let me know, while scrutinizing my dog like a hawk. She was a sarcastic......Read the rest...

...I remember walking Through a dark alley Eons ago. All I could hear Was chirping crickets About halfway, my whole body Violently jerked by... Loud, furious barking.... I never saw coming! U......Read the rest...

...Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore, why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore? Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore? No dog whisperer am I, so so......Read the rest...

...Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog, it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog. A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so hoping to get his way and t......Read the rest...

...The Whining Doberman Hey, what you doing looking just at me! You see I'm begging you to play? Look here, my toys are waiting just for us... please throw one, let's have fun today! ......Read the rest...

...I am king Doberman of my home I stand guard when I am all alone I love my master, he’s the man But I am top dog, king of my land He feeds me kibble and takes me out He says do my business, often......Read the rest...

...Laid down dog frown Bedded Brown the doberman Sitting on the bed Growing mad Barking, talking snorting Bowing his head Snarling, barking, grawing What's wrong with him Mouth wide open Poutin......Read the rest...

...My Doberman puppy's in trouble He cocked his leg against our kitchen table And I’d only just taken him for walkies where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable I’d let my Chester ......Read the rest...

...Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you - You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through. So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end - This language barrier needs ......Read the rest...

..."What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine! Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred. My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to hi......Read the rest...

...It feels as though I have sing all the songs It feels as though I have correct all my wrongs It feels as though I have read all the books It feels as though I have something delicious to cook It......Read the rest...

...The Dogs we called Family Tara came first and then there was Ben, When both of them died we said never again. Then Sam the runner, got killed in the street, Prince came and went quick, we didn'......Read the rest...