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Generation Gap
... Once I thought the 'Generation Gap' was a pile of crap Yet today I think it's here to stay.........
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
pile of crap,
father son, mother daughter,
Form:
Rhyme
Balance
...Too much bourbon will make you think everything you write is a masterpiece, too little and it is all just a pile of crap. The art of writing is to find the balance where the two can co-exist.......
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Jerry Brotherton
Categories:
pile of crap,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Scammed Again
...Responding to an ad I’d found on Market-Place last month, describing what the seller claimed to be a - “true antique”, I queried - ‘Have you sold this yet?’, nervously suspecting - being the gorgeo......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
That Nasty Lactose - Forgive Me - This One's Just Too Hilarious Not To Post
...This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail! PS: "Bonnie" is a fic......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
The Salesman - Both Audio and Text
...A couple weeks ago today, while I was sleeping in, And lay so very unprepared to have the day begin, I thought I heard the doorbell ring and slightly twitched my head… I hoped I had imagined it,......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
inspirational, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
Henry Hustle's Dead -- On Really Obnoxious Used Car Dealers
...“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle. Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us from mil......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
car,
Form:
Narrative
Uncle Lester - Both Audio and Text
...Devlan Caldwell Bachenmeister owned the largest factory that Pinkerton, New Hampshire ever had. Almost everyone in town was working at that plant, but not, of course, my cousin Maynard’s dad. Un......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
humor,
Form:
Narrative
My Layover Nightmare - Both Audio and Text
...Ya' gotta feel sorry for this ding-bat - The clouds were drifting eastward through a cool late-evening sky, as I was barreling down a road in eastern Tennessee. Whipping through the traffic i......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
pile of crap,
humor,
Form:
Narrative
Warchant
...Forever lost, forever found The mysteries become unbound The veil and shrapnel are removed The pieces now can be construed Inflammable the history’s beat What is written must never repeat I say......
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Artem Melkunov
Categories:
pile of crap,
age, anger, betrayal, birth,
Form:
Rhyme
Hatred Is Overrated
...Whats with all the bull I've been hearing? Whats with all the crap your spouting To each other because of your viewpoints Why you gotta be at each other's throats? If you ask me-All this hate is ......
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Megan Ryan
Categories:
pile of crap,
america, anger, poetry, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Our Cat
...Footprints cross snow covered grass Our cat will creep and drop its ****. From which a giant turd descends 6 inches long before it bends. Scratch, scratch to cover up Nowhere near this pile o......
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John Healey
Categories:
pile of crap,
cat, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Conniving Tongue of a Liar
...Words blended with honey, dripping, completely gullible, I continued sipping, drinking in all those little deceptive lies. and never once questioning the alibis. Conniving sweetmeats slipped fr......
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Marti Sutherland
Categories:
pile of crap,
identity,
Form:
Rhyme
Videocracy
...Say I: On the websites I used to share, I was frequently amazed Poems got greeted with silence; it seems eyes were quickly glazed. It’s as if I’d morphed into a Pig Latin-speakin......
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Tom Quigley
Categories:
pile of crap,
culture, poetry, poets, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Really Dim
...I'd left it on the table beside a pile of crap Fairly sure I'd left it there really quite certain of that But sometime a little later when I went to get my phone I couldn't find the fecker t......
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Declan Molloy
Categories:
pile of crap,
humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Meander and Great Gander
...Meander and Great Gander Writing poems and playing a guitar My soul never scare or leave a scar Even though some say I'm a rising star Love hearing me play from off way far Poems of my personality ......
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James Horn
Categories:
pile of crap,
animal, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
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