Oomph Poems - Poems about Oomph

...Maurie had been given worst assignments But most had been easier than this one They had saddled him with two sidekicks Cats who hissed and spat at the moon. The moon was not in the mood for it ......Read the rest...

... Murky, elsewhere The only thing you would stare Vision? Twisted And never been intoxicated That bouncy heart never quits ......Read the rest...

...The oomph and zing of extra spin adds razzmatazz to shot akin to the standing ovation din a hole in one gets for a win. The cream screams to the top. The razzle and dazzle of dance shake, ......Read the rest...

...The first glance After a long awaited chance. She, in her essentials, bare So gorgeously fair In her eyes, a naughtiness gleamed More in store, it seemed And so it turned out Oomph, beauty, p......Read the rest...

...Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui Ah...a flood of memories wash over this anointed Goatama Boo Da, whose respected G.O.A.T status among generic green acres, which swathe......Read the rest...

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......Read the rest...

...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor... Yours truly pinned down by invisible vestiges of coronavirus and getting attacked from angry plague of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn grossly misto......Read the rest...

...The secret for great flavor in a baked cherry pie Add a little almond extract for the taste that will happily surprise For dull tasteless vegetables like cabbage and green beans Add a little ......Read the rest...

...Milky Way dream spots and other-worlds engaged me this earthbound urchin science fiction plots might stir a pure childhood fantasy But golden aura folks can sense that Christmas treat t......Read the rest...

...A Trite Nihilistic Occasion This doodling Yankee (boot noah dandy) doth newt lack chutzpah, tries to finagle Fitbit fitting figurative footwear, that ideally Fitzhugh like custom ma......Read the rest...

...I can't get moving today All my oomph has flown away, I keep on muttering Um and Ah Realising this won't take me far I gave up and decided to play, OK.......Read the rest...

...Inferiority complex viz mine (mien) Although yours truly modest, the only personal issue I will lightly boast about constitutes lingering self worthlessness bred if not prior to first grade......Read the rest...

...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences referencing overactive spousal glute though......Read the rest...

.................................................Cloud-gazing, Mud-splashing, Rain-bathing... ......Read the rest...

...So I called up the doctor today For a problem that won't go away. She said, "For one month, We'll give it some oomph! Just take this little pill everyday!"......Read the rest...