Minivan Poems - Poems about Minivan

...But breakfast’s subject beckons: the booster affair effect in Tumblr- land? The digital map surveillance co-sponsor the soccer mom sauce minivan project, relay & speech to cell battery fiasco.......Read the rest...

...I used to be insane about decorating for Christmas, it was a breeze. Santa, Mrs. Claus, Rudolph, Dasher and Dancer covered my house Gingerbread bedding and toilet seats were blinking Christmas tree......Read the rest...

...[To the tune of Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ, Superstar] All you drivers, listen up! You need a new plan. Driving down the highway, you gotta use bot......Read the rest...

...When I was young we had a station wagon and we never gave our parents flak when, before safety regulations came along, they let us ride in the way back. On any trip, when it came to my sister and......Read the rest...

...If you can't beat'em, run as fast as you can No sense hanging around, hop in your minivan If they follow on a cycle A good disguise is vital Pretend you don't speak English and scram<>...Read the rest...

...*Image of Paul Simon SNL by Giphy. Simple Simon Simple Simon the blessed pieman, Woke up fresh as the day began, Busy cooking, his wife named Anne, Made his breakfast in a saucep......Read the rest...

...In middle school, I've never intended to be interested in anyone the girls had claws the size of a minivan it could extend to a couple feet to hundreds of feet in seconds. The claws had a mind of ......Read the rest...

...I heard that you are coming, and I am ready for the meeting I heard that you are coming, and here I am anxiously waiting The last time I heard that you were coming My heart leaps and my spirit be......Read the rest...

...I'm sure you've all heard of a boomerang What if it doesn't return to where it began Thick as a brick It's called a stick So simple yet 9 out of 10 don't win the minivan......Read the rest...

...Walk see the mad woman a come Walk a come she just a come Listen to how she talk she is not one of us She sound like an aristocrat and a sensational bureaucrat The idlers screamed from the other ......Read the rest...

...Body parts on a woman can sure excite a man Simple things like slender legs can start his minivan Other things help him react Make him tremble in fact Becomes incoherent and drools on his......Read the rest...

...Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool". They sol......Read the rest...

...Camaro Sleek, fast Racing, flirting, streaking Sexy, fine, cumbersome, chunky, Plodding, plugging, inch......Read the rest...

...Etched in my heart As well as the grave Lies the heart of my old man Whom I unfortunately could not save It started off as a bond with my old man Driving through the country road in our old mini......Read the rest...

...If it wasn't for dear Mo, I'd be a lonely old man Wandering aimlessly, kicking stones and garbage cans She makes my whole day When she wanders my way With her cheerful words, fuel for my ......Read the rest...