In the Car

[To the tune of Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ, Superstar] All you drivers, listen up! You need a new plan. Driving down the highway, you gotta use both hands. Tweeting on your iPhone in your minivan. Gotta lose that Starbucks now, ‘cuz your Venti ain’t grand. Trying to eat a bowl of chili? What in tarnation? Gotta have a better plan to reach your destination. (Put the burger down) Put the burger down Don’t you clown around) Don’t you clown around (Or you’re going down) Or you’re going down (Gonna crash in town) Gonna crash in town (So what can I eat?) So what can I eat? (Don’t wanna mess the seat) Don’t wanna mess the seat (Don’t wanna use my knees) Don’t wanna use my knees (Oh, can you help me, please?) Oh, can you help me, please? [CHOIR] Cheese is nice, don’t think twice It comes in strings, so that’s good advice Cheese is nice, fairly priced Still got one hand for your comms device Cheese is nice, in the car Chili? A spoon? Man, that is bizarre! Cheese is nice, in the car Hands on the wheel and you will go far ---------- to the tune of Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ, Superstar written on 03/13/2022