Lohan Poems - Poems about Lohan

...Perhaps in another i.e. alternate world, this middled aged (baby boomer bona fide bra burner) of two well nigh near grown daughters felt caught in an invisible whirled wide web The Parent Trap. ......Read the rest...

...She exudes the struggle of acquiring autonomy from her “faux mother” charmingly characterized. dramatized, and energized by Jamie Lee Curtis. The ladder reputable, suitable and quantifiable role as ......Read the rest...

...Cossack Cowboys Riding Llamas That they dress In pink pajamas Teeny boppers Blowing bubbles Biker chicks Causing trouble Nuns in Habits Punks in chains One or two Of the deranged Rubbing ......Read the rest...

...Dating a beautiful redhead girl will be the greatest moment of my life. She’s like an Irish princess, even better. Her hair is so red, it’s as if she’s on fire. Her beautiful eyes are like a pair of ......Read the rest...

...are you with me, you drowsy pen?…this world is a freakin’ distorted place. we are scribbling like mites in pillow fights: dirty nails we have become , contagious as micro germs trying to mak......Read the rest...

...Here is something to brighten up your day. Our technology is great, like twitter and what people say. When celebrities tweet and prove they are a little slow in the head. “Why do people take pics......Read the rest...

...Lindsay is trouble She had the world by a string, Do you know what's wrong?......Read the rest...

...Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen. Incredibly inebriated and mean. Locked her in a closet. Hope he gave her a deposit. Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan, you need a new life plan. Betty Ford doesn't think this......Read the rest...

...That's not my elephant! The man dressed like a modern day hammlet or Lady Ga Ga screamed in his best Justin Biber voice once told me one thing. It was a good time to make my escape. Spaghetti......Read the rest...

...What examples do our courts send... When Lohan and Hilton are free I bet... Football players can drink and drive... Yet the next day score a TD and still high five... Baseball players can get all......Read the rest...

...Greatest magicians Came from America been here since it's exitence All they did was paint a picture with everything good put in our vision Like Obama poll position Saying this makes up from when ......Read the rest...

...When it came to Lindsay Lohan, I once believed in her. I was dead wrong when I thought she could be a winner. I wrote to her and offered her friendship when she was going through hard times. I use......Read the rest...

...the ocean calls you the earth speaks your name to hear the sky,falls,opens......Read the rest...

...When it comes to celebrities, Lindsay Lohan is one of the best. When I watch her movies, I'm very impressed. She's not only a movie star, she's a talented singer too. It's truly amazing what this ......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) A mother and daughter had a terrible accident when they went for a drive. The mother perished and the little girl was barely alive. Lindsay Lohan stopped to see if she......Read the rest...