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Technology Laughter

Here is something to brighten up your day. Our technology is great, like twitter and what people say. When celebrities tweet and prove they are a little slow in the head. “Why do people take pics of me when I pose?” Paris Hilton said. With that statement she proved to us all, that she is as bright as a plastic hollow doll. Sorry, I didn't mean to insult plastic dolls everywhere, but if they could talk they would agree with what I share. A famous pro athlete once tweeted, “my head coach needs to be retired.” His coach followed his account, and the next day, that athlete was fired. It was hilarious when Lindsay Lohan tweeted, “I need some coke.” She thought she was personally texting someone, she said it was just a joke. The judge didn't see it that way, so he asked to see her in court the next day. Technology is so wonderful, we get to sends pics of whatever. But some of us should think to send these pics, the day after never. Most of them need to send things that are a little cleaner. Its self-explanatory, a little hint, like governor Weiner. I hope these rhymes brightened up your week. But more laughs are sure to come, in this technology peak. ****for Natalie Fllikkema's contest***

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Date: 7/25/2011 11:01:00 AM
Congratulations on the win!
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Date: 7/25/2011 10:18:00 AM
Well done Chris. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 7/25/2011 8:45:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Natalie's "Talkin' Tech" contest Chris. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/25/2011 3:26:00 AM
hey Chris, congrats on your win, David
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Date: 7/24/2011 11:36:00 PM
Still laughing... thanks for the great write. Congratulations on your win. Lee
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Date: 7/24/2011 7:45:00 PM
Congrats Chris on a fantastic first place win .. with humor and wit and lots of other good things too in creativity luv.. enjoy top billing....
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Date: 7/24/2011 7:42:00 PM
Congrats on your first place win!Very funny and oh so true.
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Date: 7/24/2011 5:40:00 PM
congrats on your 1st place win. coruy
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Date: 7/24/2011 5:34:00 PM
My congratulations on the first place win in the contest of natalie, Chris
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Date: 7/24/2011 5:01:00 PM
Chris-Congrats. on placing 1st in my 1st contest! This one was so funny! Loved it!!!
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Date: 7/13/2011 3:18:00 AM
haha! great write, best wishes in the contest
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Date: 7/12/2011 11:38:00 PM
rolling over laughing..this is GREAT...Good luck in the contest...
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