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Keep Your Pants On Poems - Poems about Keep Your Pants On
Keep Your Pants On Poems - Examples of all types of poems about keep your pants on to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Just Another Cliche
...Only time will tell the outcome of this rhyme, Whether it will succeed in the nick of time. So better safe than sorry, as they say, A good beginning makes a good ending, I pray. I’ll write a l......
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Ronald D Thompson
Categories:
keep your pants on,
humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Favorite Recurring Nightmares Part 1
...Don't you think that this title is darkly divine? But, of course, there will have to be weirdness that’s funny, Though my nightmares are many and have complex arcs There’s some risk here I might h......
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©
Brian Johnston
Categories:
keep your pants on,
anxiety, crazy, fun, funeral,
Form:
Quatrain
Shrinkage Theorized
...I have been told our culture cultivates moral decline That we live in a time which pushes propaganda of pleasure, sex, and self interest Our cultural standard of clothing has gone from the scanda......
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©
Hannah Quense
Categories:
keep your pants on,
body, christian, culture, deep,
Form:
Free verse
One Fair Knight Long Ago
...Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night An......
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©
Stephen Curtis
Categories:
keep your pants on,
fantasy, humor, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
Romans
...They say: "Without sex life is a waste" You know what I say? "Christ is over all, I keep my pants around my waist" Why does everyone think this? Its where manning up is outrageous! You think you need......
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©
Cory Goolman
Categories:
keep your pants on,
faith, religion,
Form:
Free verse
Ashton Kutcher
...Ashton Kutcher Funny man in skin Tight blue jeans win My respect times ten! Nude is a disrespect Like it or not to your fans Put on your pants Before we get MAD & BAD Please everyone ......
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©
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
keep your pants on,
angst, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Letter
...Dear Harrison, You're selfish, and controlling You steal stuff, and you lie You're concieted, you're annoying You just make me want to DIE. You think you know just everything The biggest br......
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©
Dana Smith
Categories:
keep your pants on,
girlfriend-boyfriend
Form:
Rhyme
Im Gonna Love You Anyways
...(Chorus: rpt. 1x): No matter what my momma say No matter what my daddy say Boy Im gonna love you anyways No matter what my friend may think Because their opinions doesn’t matter much to me Im go......
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©
Deneshia Bryant
Categories:
keep your pants on,
love, song-me, love, may,
Form:
Lyric