One Fair Knight Long Ago

Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a fair maiden, Lucy-Mae Who could not keep a secret, try as she may And her husband found out she’d been led astray He swore revenge, the knight must die At night an ambush he would try And the knight surely in hell would fry It was just after the setting of the sun The knight did come on the run So eager was he to begin his fun Around the corner, unaware was he Waited magical sword called Thantee The aim was low, well above the knee The sword did his manhood sever Gone was it, no more to use, never ever Became a member of court, eunuch forever Now there’s a moral, a tale to be told Keep your pants zippered, don’t be too bold And you’ll be intact until your old