Hippopotamus Poems - Poems about Hippopotamus

...bulging burgeoning bulbous grin widening a widened chair to sit him in liking lotions rubbed on chin and greying gruelling sunburn skin ......Read the rest...

...The sun was shinning The energy levels were up Calmness took over It was the day of love as they say, The bath salts were waiting The smell of a rose Arrival of mine was near It was the d......Read the rest...

...I live in a family of big muscular women Some are as dainty as a hippopotamus Our family does not have a waist. None of us have ever had a waist. Waists are for other people’s families. We hav......Read the rest...

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...

...Are my motives questionable Maybe even disagreeable Knowing they will be unforgettable Therefore, under the magnifying glass examine A male hippopotamus lost so much weight He felt......Read the rest...

...I wanna be a wallaby And not just a wanna-be, Not a kangaroo or Silly platypus If I can’t be a wallaby I think that I would wanna be A plump and dumpy Hippopotamus! ......Read the rest...

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...

...Sky blue eyes looking past the bounty of pork rinds past boundless skylines stare blankly for way too long then to the menu cradled in his plastic hands. Plant-based food options required b......Read the rest...

...Me, if I don’t see a cornfield in the morning, I am unhappy, Me, if I don’t see a deer in a field, in the morning, I am unhappy, If I don’t dream about an hippopotamus in his lake in Kenya, I am......Read the rest...

...…or Hey! Who you callin' fat? There is no subterfuge In the hippopotamus, She's just naturally huge From top to bottomus*. She loves the rivers more than lands, On stubby little legs she stan......Read the rest...

...We are the African soldiers, The soldiers of Jesus Christ. We are preaching the word of God to win our battle. Heavenly Father clothed us with His weapon, Which is His positive word. Holy ......Read the rest...

...The Butterfly O butterfly, o butterfly how and by whom did you come by your name? Theories abound yet all ring hollow and improbable. Least credible, if not absurd, it’s based on an Old Eng......Read the rest...

...Depression, like the pits and ditches of my heart, With clear water, like that of blood, does life impart; Adorning the environs like valued jewels, Dear lake, how clearly clean cool water in you ......Read the rest...

...CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection No aversion nor embarrassment admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting poetic endeavor regarding yours truly afflicted, blighted, and con......Read the rest...

...DISCLAIMER: This piece, dear readers, is in no way, shape, or form intended to be a scholarly treatise. So, please bear that in mind and refrain from reporting me to the SPCA or any other animal acti......Read the rest...