Got Whooped Poems - Poems about Got Whooped

...Karl Marx was a historian and scholar Groucho Marx whooped it up and hollered Both of them were starved for attention Neither of them honorable menschen * __________________......Read the rest...

...I was aspiring to be a professional dancer, which had long been my dream, As rogue planets head out on their own, from the stars that reign supreme. I was awash in unbounded enthusiasm, like yell......Read the rest...

...slang.. up-dogged = when you chip in to keep a conversation trend going fit = gorgeous buje = unexplainable glamor football minute = a minute, that with time-outs, that lasts a half an hour. ......Read the rest...

...Ed the science teacher encouraged us To see what floats, the brilliant little cuss We learned right away that Chet's Mom, she does not play We ruined her dry-cleanable new velvet suit. And both o......Read the rest...

...III. Christine began crying, Zack vomited, Klaus couldn’t move as he stared at the mess, only stammering,“W-what could do this?” Surely no beat to which they could attest. Then came a rustling......Read the rest...

...She pumped the air and whooped, 'The holidays are through!' She danced a jig, she spun, and did a moonie too. The grinning mother yelled, 'They're back to school again!' But then her laughter d......Read the rest...

...The sun got tangled in the branches of an old Hawthorne. Daybreak hung down in grey strips, like a torn parachute among the knuckled finger-bones of the grasping tree. Meg, the younger sist......Read the rest...

...I was just 15, 15 would have just been 15 if 15 was without you. You, were a lonely butterfly gliding among the empty meadow. We first met as kids in church, the corridor at the end of the st......Read the rest...

...The elevator opened on the 46th floor, to a small foyer and one plain, grey door The door opened and a young girl, 10ish, in a blue, polo, tennis dress, said, “Hi! I’m Karen, you must be Anais. Wi......Read the rest...

...I can remember a time not so long ago When children whooped it up most all day Playing outdoor games with made-up names And caring little for come what may But now, they spend countless hours Ma......Read the rest...

...We got a bubble machine and rigged it up a bit. To the cow water trough, it was a really tight fit. Come on! I urged Bubba, grandma’s nap won’t last. I knew if she caught us, we’d be whooped hard ......Read the rest...

...The “Equalizer” Late last night, at Billy-Bob’s, this little dude walked in, an’ stood beside the stage and scanned the floor. Wasn’t hard to tell that he’d ......Read the rest...

...An old nincompoop from Madagascar Bought a jalopy and entered NASCAR He avoided the crashes Drove around all the smashes Too bad he bought a slow not a fast car The race over, the old fell......Read the rest...

...Now, who wouldn't hire this confident young entrepreneur? Sitting here this morning at my desk a bit concerned about a brand new job that I’m applying for today, I was so relieved to find th......Read the rest...

...I will take a goblet of that and two shot glasses of that, sure why not? My eyes will cross twice and fire will come out of my eyes, but it is okay. I am ready to take on whatever torture you have......Read the rest...