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Dumber Poems - Poems about Dumber

Dumber Poems - Examples of all types of poems about dumber to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for dumber.
The False 4th Estate
...“Truth a distraction” the media pouts Constricting those voices trying to shout Dumber than dumb brain dead by degree Digging new graves for the few — still left free (Dreamsleep: April......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, truth,
Form: Rhyme



The More You Know
...The More You Know The Dumber You Know You Are. -Gray Squirrel 04-16-2024......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, father, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Musing on the Times
...I listen to anger people with signs yelling to be heard all in a line reason has left only hate remains nothing has changed except dumber brains you hate for what and don't even know yo......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, anger, conflict,
Form: Free verse
S P A C E AND ME
...S P A C E AND ME In the seas of seas swirling in my mind I find myself alone in an ocean of space Nothing but void surrounds me As far as my soul can see Can our life’s breath be the soul ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, light, me, space,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member More Idiom Humor
... More Idiom Humor Miracle Man 1/23/2024 Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem, I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream. Other days I feel “dumber than a bar......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, humor, humorous, love, marriage,
Form: Couplet



When Papoose Shot Cat
...When Papoose Shot Cat Horn Haiku when problem with papoose from neck have to remove noose had to declare truce when tired while shot temptation off will have fought killing cat had not ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member RESOLUTELY RESOLUTE
...As the present year slides slowly into slumber I shall strive, next year, to things somewhat less dumber Than wearing my galoshes in the summer I shall, in fact, walk barefoot on the beach And ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, humor, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Good Night Monster
...I’m not too smart My brother’s dumber We lie awake We cannot slumber Beneath the sheets We built creatures With multi-colored Monster features They stare at us We dare not touch’em We’ll sc......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, childhood, mom, scary,
Form: Rhyme
Baseball Haiku By Horn
...Horn Baseball Haiku had a lot of nerve would be with much vive and verve when he threw a curve heard that when at bat player was chubby and fat dumber than doormat player pulled a stunt ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Beg To See Leg With Peg
...when we would rehearse shallow we had found our purse things will become worse we could comprehend that rules will have to amend prayers to God send mouth started to sag when he had been k......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Freedom Should Not Be About Race
...All of us should know by now that there’s one race: The Human Race. Narcissism and nepotism Are destroying the very febrile fibers of our society Greed and narrow-mindedness, at an increasing spac......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, africa, america, black african
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Texas Idioms
... Texas Idioms Miracle Man 8/9/2023 I once had a friend who saw opportunities dwindling, he was always, “burning his green wood for kindling.” My polite way of saying that he wasted ......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, humor, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Ufos
...If you ask our NewsMax, America One fueled, republican congressmen who won the last presidential election - they’ll pretend that they don’t know. But hey, these are the guys, the “honest brokers” w......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, confusion, future, humor, integrity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Stinky Pete Cooper - Poop
...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...
Categories: dumber, humor,
Form: Limerick

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