Humorous Cowboy Poetry Poems

I saw it coming
long before it came
Couldn't help it though
Only I'm to blame

She was in a class
Strictly of her own
I was in a class
Of a...

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There's three greenbacks in my pocket
Most I have had was ten
This cowboy's life don't make you rich
The green is pretty thin

Now I could take my...

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Jones my boy is back
Who takes the cat for a pack
He loves a glass of ale
Which makes him grow so pale
He drinks his stuff till...

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Cowboy Howdy the Clown still goes
To town with ten little shoes on his toes
Purple hair and a square blue nose
Ten grey flowers for Cimarron Rose
An...

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Bullwhip Bob settled in the cafe
and ordered fried spuds and beef.
A railroad man in Bingham’s Town,
he came here each noon to eat.

He’d gotten his name...

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The cowboy poet went out
for a breath of fresh air.
Then a shot rang out,
coming out of nowhere.
The bullet came straight,
flying towards him.
Now he’s a sad...

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An old cowboy still wore his spurs
As he entered the cool dark bar.
He brushed his jeans of cockle burrs,
Waved his hat for a whiskey jar.

He...

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Messed Up On Poetry Contest Entry

I messed up on North Carolina poetry
contest entry. Deadline was March 1, 2017.

Am sending them to you instead

Successful Story of...

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It ain't good and it ain't bad
It's somewhere in between
Wasn't right and it wasn't wrong
It's just a cowboy's dream

Saw her come in through the bat-wings
She...

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here lies ole bones charley
he pleyd dem bones smartly


rekin now he be apleyin hsself


Authors Note:
Please leave a comment good or bad let me know what...

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here be en emimy of tombstone jack
his eminy tried to shoot em back
but ole jack made em see the light
he done it fastr en he...

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Pappy Brisco was a clown
who insisted never to frown,
he painted his face with a smile,
the broadest grin to beguile,
his bushy eyebrows glued on tight,
which sometimes...

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They hung around the beer joint with the finest Western wear
with thumbs tucked in their belt loops and such a studly air.
But those boots weren't...

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When I was just a teenage lad, and growing up out west
I never wore a cowboy hat or fancy leather vests,
never put on cowboy boots...

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