City Slicker Poems - Poems about City Slicker

...We have a new dog and we call her UCAP Interesting, I say, does she chase tail and nap? She doesn’t do anything other dogs do. Actually, and her bark sounds more like a moo. I did not meet UCAP......Read the rest...

...Presumptuous City slicker, soul breaker Night hawker, headhunter Fire starter, mayhe......Read the rest...

...Now gather round this here campfire y'all kind good folk Sit down get and make yourselves real comfy and toast a marshmallow Because this is a Freestyle Hoedown ain't it all of us here ha......Read the rest...

...For those who love the Hallmark reels with stories that give all the feels You’ll notice that in every one there is the same web to be spun T......Read the rest...

...You’ll find that I have core beliefs, that are not written in any one book. I believe that Jesus loves me. He’s all around, so please, take a look. He doesn’t give me what I may want, or an answe......Read the rest...

...ABE LINCOLN WRITES TO JOSHUA SPEED Dear Joshua: You know that I love you, That I have always loved you– only you! The woman means nothing to me– nothing! Henceforth, don’t write angry ......Read the rest...

...Man the way people boast, can't miss it, it's on TV radio, plus they post coast to coast. We love poking out our chests, boasting I'm the best, to hell with the rest. Laughing like it's a big joke w......Read the rest...

...There once was a city slicker Who posted photos on flickr All naked and clean But rated, "Obscene" By Rabbi, Priest, and the Vicar!......Read the rest...

...Forever waiting for any kind of visitor Raring to share our down home country hospitality Outstanding in our eagerness to please others Neglecting to say no to friends, neighbors or family Talkin......Read the rest...

...He was a bitter aging man He’d never married Had lost the love of his life And never recovered She had died before his return from war Her parents’ home still stood there like a castle He ofte......Read the rest...

...Back when I was just a little boy I was wishing to be cowboy Jack Riding fast on the dusty trail And then, well, I guess riding back! Of course I'd want to be a good guy With boots, and a whit......Read the rest...

...I was raised up in Wichita Kansas A city slicker I'd guess you would say Once my Uncle Ben took my brother and I To visit his cabin for a night and a day We fished and swam and had great fun T......Read the rest...

...She arrived from the big city wearing a red ten-gallon hat, and a denim stone-washed outfit which topped off her shiny new cowboy boots that were designed by Tucson Sue. This dude ranch cowg......Read the rest...

...People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap. But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap. People say that my cap makes me look silly. They say that it makes m......Read the rest...

...PUT ON YOUR LONGEST WADERS. SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU STAND. MEANDER DOWN THAT LONG WINDING ROAD THAT LEADS TO THE LANDING. IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH SALKEHATCHIE AVOID THE DREADED DEVIL’......Read the rest...