Boff Poems - Poems about Boff

...When we were just young kids hanging around the one grocery store there was in town drinking Yoo-Hoo and chewing Bazooka Joe While we were joking, cussing and spitting playing baseball, swim......Read the rest...

...Pen I lay thee down you're in a cluttered pile beside my crystal crown you're ink I won't defile I promise to restore your pride with valor strength and flair I'll put my paper by your side ......Read the rest...

...Jim was a lumberjack from Borehamwood A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood His Love life was a mess He now suffers from stress So he made himself one out of oak wood . He went to bed one......Read the rest...

...The donkey was kicking up a ruckus all right Hee hawing and making all kinds of a mess We told him to hang on to the barn oh so tight There was a bucket stuck on his head. We ran for the doctor......Read the rest...

...Hot December with excitement in the air. Parties, new dresses and meals; a treat so fair! Most special is my last born’s birthday. Minute monitoring of decoration’s detail ......Read the rest...

...Super hero’s are the best I love to wear my superman vest Pretend I’m saving all my friends Fighting the enemy, battle to the end Other kids try to make me frown My superpowers take them down ......Read the rest...

...hop-a, I thought she will probably soon be hitting the road, Through that perspex window she glowed, As I turned, I noticed her hearing aid was off, The fireworks rose and went "Bang", "Nee" and "Boff", She hates loud noises and it was Y2K, She left soon after like the mist of love's spray,......Read the rest...

...A masked crusader leapt off the screen and stepped into my nightmarish dream and with a Biff! And a Boff! he fought off my foe from the kind of dream threats we all know and then he turned quickl......Read the rest...

...Those pint glass bottomed spectacles are staring up at me as you gurgle down another beer and burp and boff with glee. Gone are your inhibitions your humanity and pride, you're acting like an animal......Read the rest...

...let me introduce myself and where im from my name is mc hearing aid and im a big huge bum bummy, moochy ,lazy ,slacker , unmotivated nudisiplined, unruly, and undereducated unemployed and unrelia......Read the rest...