when i write you
and you write me
it always makes me happy
happy to hear your doing alright
and happy to hear,
you get a good sleep at night.
im so sorry to hear that your birthday was so bad
hearing what they did to you
really made me mad!
hearing u got hurt,
really made me sad.
i just wrote this to you
to let u know i miss u
and i hope u miss me to!
When Popeye whipped Brutus's ass
I shoulda' promptly been sent to mass
Wiley C. gets flattened by a safe?
What a horrid, repulsive disgrace!
Elmer tried to murder Bugs Bunny
You laughing? You think this is funny?
When Tom tried to terminate Jerry
Were critics amused? Not very!
Cartoons were my video games
And yes, I am duly ashamed
One reaps what he sows as they say
(But I think I turned out okay)
Oh Lord,forgive the arresting officer
who first caught me when I committed crime__
for destroying my future.
Again,I pray to blindfold the inspector of police__
that He may order police officers to delete my
picture and name from the 'wanted persons list'__
Also, make lazy police officers assigned to arrest
me from my hiding place__
Jail changed my life!
*Dedicated to hardcore Jailbirds
jail house preacher man
ring the bell of freedom down
"I'm told I'm free to try, so try I did,
but then the shrewd wins with the highest bid;
I'm tired of being told that I am free,
living free is the worst jail term for me."
These were what our friend, Honesto had said
to drunken ears of addled, groggy heads;
teasing him, we laughed and shouted, "Come here,
Philosopher, beat it, knock down your beer!"
We knew the guy was simply down and out,
his eyes betrayed his raging silent shout;
the gang screamed, "Why don't you give life a taste?
Philosophizing's such a wasteful waste."
"It's best for you and us to laugh and drink,
kick out them blues and woes, don't brood, don't think;
cursing your fate and the world's but a trash,
we've got our beer, brother, and lots of cash!"
"Tonight let's smash some doors and hit the road,
rev up them hot engines, burn down the load;
let's break some wise guys' ribs and crack a nose,
a boring thrill, but man, that's how life goes!"
Honesto swayed, stood up, drew out a knife,
and from his bleeding wrists oozed out his life;
we thought it was just a quick tipsy trick,
but he died, leaving us guiltily sick.
I HAVE A CARD THAT SAYS
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
Hey, I got a
House but you still
Go to hotels
Now I am on community treasure chest
And you are way over there
We seem to go
Corner to corner
But you been around
When will you land on me
Hey, I got paid
This must be my day
I try to save my money
While you’re out spending
Honey, I know it’s just a house
But to me it is a home
I have a card that says get out
Of jail free
Now where are you
I still have 200 bucks
And it adds up to a lot
And now I got my
And you are off
The track and in jail
BY; SHAWN JONES
I’m in Cook County Jail and don’t know why
All because of a devious lie
When I bend for the soap
It’s the only one not on a rope
The one eyed pirate gets a poke in the eye
My room has been my prison cell
many a day
lying, sitting, sweating, crying
it takes me at every turn
a pig stay with no pigs
not eve a sound
except keys and cans
echoing across 4 corners
my sad little prison
my dog, the guard
her collar jingles like the
tempo of a baton across spaced
Iron, grinning like terrible teeth
in the night
the door is closed
and I sit, looking for any exit
to far, the knob?
to much work
I lay, I sleep, at, type this poem
Repeat, the cycle of the prison
Y DO NOT U TURN INTO A FROG, HOP ON A LILI PAD AND FFLOAT
I am so mother ******g fed up
Fed up with an overflowing cup
Filled with ******s who open their mouths just to prove how stupid they are
The one’s who can’t even twinkle yet think themselves a star
I am so ****i**ng fed up their galactic depravity
Women who think they are angels but are defied by gravity
They can all kiss my sexy white ass for all I care
Because these women make their feelings clear
They’re all the greatest, the smartest et. al.
And when asked to leave, while rejoicing, I shall
Ms. Perfect, Ms. Intelligence and Ms. Hypocritical Jew
Oh, and don’t forget the bi*ch Ms.“I don’t want to change you”
They should all stick their fingers in their mouths to muffle their verbal vomit
And as for me I want to vomit because their intelligence is as rare as Haley’s comet
My last “client” at least paid very very well
However I would rather be destitute then to become Mr. I’m married to Ms. Hell
Then there is the latest pool who phools only number one
And believe me, with all the lies about not changing me I wish I had me a gun
She shoots off her self-serving lies with an agenda apparent
And quite evidently she makes as good a lover as she does a parent
Sorry baby, but you’re simply the latest lady lacking a brain
Another imbecile who let love eddy down the drain
And honey there are thousands of you………… Ms. Stupidity
But baby, unfortunately for womankind there’ a precious few of me
© 2012.…..Phreepoetree ~free cee~
pad and float away FREE CEE
we got locked up
stuff and cuess
it was by sungun
who try tomake us run
yes we ring the bell
cause it was hell
FREEDOM JAIL SELL