Best Swiss Poems

Limerick: Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese

Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese
So she bought a cow, a dog and some geese.
The dog ate the gander
Geese laid no eggs for her,
So she locked the cow up in the deep freeze.

She...

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He gave long sermons 
     and spoke to the
 congregation 
in measured tones
     Gone now these many 
years
   His memory lives on 
        in the heart of the...

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the tyrant has left
with the Swiss System of theft
billions of theirs left

Swiss Bank get away
stealing it the legal way
a clean den of thieves

is'nt there a law
or should'nt there be one made
to make the Swiss pay...

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Heart of Swiss

I try to be thankful for each blessing in life
I found my soul mate, though late, a dad for my boys

Life comes with no guarantees
This fact brought me down to my knees

Now he and our daughter wait for me on the other side
Experiencing...

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Chocolate is all that she wishes
She adores all that Swiss is
I brought her a box
But she quick changed the locks
Guess I’ll go sleep with the Mrs....

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Swiss secret bank accounts exposed

The Swiss banks are ordered to show the dirty deeds
of the tory polititian with their hoards of dollar greed,
in this coming age of honesty all will be surveyed,
and the dollars in the kickbacks, all to be displayed,
and the greedy shake in...

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You are something to behold as I hold you in my hand.
Made of quality gold, you come from Switzerland.
With a value of twenty francs, you are quite in demand.
To have you, I give thanks. That's something anyone can understand.
With mountains in the back, I admire...

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Everybody has heard the old cliché.
It stubbornly persists right up to today.
It is said all that glitters is gold.
This is a lovely little piece to hold.
A girl with braided hair is what I have found.
There are some very tall mountains in the background.
A value of...

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This special place of Wilderswil
a little village in vicinity of Interlaken
there in Switzerland's Bernese Oberland
one just needs to stop and simply stand

From my holidays there in the early 90s
this was just beautiful, a sheer Swiss delight
so much to enjoy here among its heights
especially when the...

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It was over twenty years ago
on holiday in lovely Switzerland
living at Vevey along Lake Lemon
one day sailed into the city so grand

Sailing into the majestic Geneva
the mighty water fountain confronts you
a prelude to the magnificence supreme
indeed a Swiss crown one so few

A visit was made...

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Once upon 
A clock
Behold
Midnight special
Centerpiece
Right in the square
Beware
A Thief struck during the night
The clock had been stolen, but out of sight
The wonder became who and how
The citizens thought oh wow
Everyone was horrified
Some were even petrified
The clock was the attention of the town
Distance far enabled from...

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I think: Does she know
Dressed in yellow…She looks
Like a piece of cheese?
...

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The pretty Swiss hamlet was alive with people this morning. 
It was the first trade fair of the spring and there was a children’s parade. 
This hamlet was bursting with people dressed in native costumes. 
No one was wearing a mask, and everyone seemed to...

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Mountains of my life
                 never forgotten.
              Rivers of my veins
    flowing through my...

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People who collect marbles also 
collect like terms. These people 
may collect unemployment in 
Florida as well. 
Trailing starboard they collect flotsam
stored in their pockets, as they 
converse and philosophize with 
living plastic flamingos. 

People who collect English dining 
ware also collect dust. Their collective
unconscious...

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