Bad Hair Day Poems - Poems about Bad Hair Day

...She has spotty skin Whereas he has warts on his He has freckles She has boils One's too oily One's too dry He is too pasty Her's is too dark She is too yellow One's is pat......Read the rest...

...When fairy tales were in fashion, before true love was rare, A prince wooed a maid who was flaxen and fair. He came every day and patiently knelt Before the dark tower wherein his love dwelt. He'......Read the rest...

...He trimmed a bit much off the top, but now they are putting a stop. To settle affairs he handed down hairs. Get the shears! Items lopped! It’s what you call a bad hair day; they say he has t......Read the rest...

...Anti Establishmentarian - hashtags himself as antithetical The following poem crafted not quite thirty months ago, when severe bad hair day found yours truly self sequestered toying with noti......Read the rest...

...Three mornings in a row on my walk who should I happen to meet…but a solitary rabbit…the same rabbit…sitting in the middle of the street. The first two mornings I tiptoed by…not wanting his solitu......Read the rest...

...One Christmas day when a bald man called Ray, Gave his femme fatale, a silk negligée. She whispered, please close your eyes, While I touch up, your surprise. But his surprise was a hair piece tou......Read the rest...

...‘One has to grow hard but without ever losing tenderness.’ I did not know that my hero was a sex god as well But he wrote The Motorcycle Diary without any Zen ‘Every day People straighten ......Read the rest...

...STREET GOSSIP Oh Boy: have you all heard the news today Mrs Pringle at No 9 is having a bad hair day Mr Forbes had a shave and, has cut his chin Ellie by mistake, threw her cat out in the bi......Read the rest...

...What's the big deal? Once combed, all is right in the world again, am I right? Date written: 10/28/2019......Read the rest...

...pink tulips with stems - the beauty of Medusa before bad hair day 1/9/2019......Read the rest...

... Who’s been wearing my house slippers, I wanna know Somebody’s been steaming up my bathroom shower window I wanna know who’s been sleeping in my bed Leaving on my pillow, golden stra......Read the rest...

...When you can’t wait to retire and deem death your only true ally, When children get on your nerves and you rush through the family dinner to be left alone, When a sermon tries your patience an......Read the rest...

...I love you like a four-year-old loves playing Hunt the Thimble: I want you like Inspector Gerard wants cuffs on Richard Kimble. As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I am crazy, too - no, loonier! ......Read the rest...

...Today my hair had a mind of its own, being in the static electricity zone, put in some mousse, still looked uncouth, walking around like an Alfalfa clone. 11-17-16......Read the rest...

...This is a verse, not a song, Let's gaze on the face of Agamemnon, For ten years, he had stayed away, Finally, he arrived home one day, Yes, away to Troy he'd roamed, The warrior king made it hom......Read the rest...