Baboon Poems - Poems about Baboon

...She blows the prettiest bubbles from the moon. Adorable! Said an antelope, who acts like a goon. She is probably coming back to earth, and I mean soon. This was stated by a gossipy grandpa baboon.......Read the rest...

...I set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from the cliff. I was caught between the tree and the rock, and the shrubs is covering my cap......Read the rest...

...Like Animals in a plantation, so is life Monkey must slave and Baboon must chop Monkey must sweat and Baboon must miliki Monkey sow, Baboon harvest That's life's philosophy Like Animals in a p......Read the rest...

...many sins Trump did tout from temple first thrown out ugly words would shout we knew from the start Trump was never very smart he would break our heart on Trump saw blemish back of truck p......Read the rest...

...Have you seen the chic pink Gucci tiger ad? She asked me outright. I had not, but knowing that company, it is fancy, unique and tight. We want you to create something like that, said the imposing b......Read the rest...

...a baboon backbone playing alone the bagpipe a cool monkey style ......Read the rest...

...when singing out of toon sang like a newborn baboon banging with a big spoon body had been bionic when out of tune used a tonic idiocy was ironic while a profound pimple we would pop simpl......Read the rest...

... Do the crickets in the trees welcome a breeze Can a frog on a lily pad ever be sad Would a fish choose to swim if it were molasses he was in Does a monkey grin ......Read the rest...

...In a world where I am Christen Kuikoua, Yet each day, I question if it's truly me. I can act, sing, and model with passion, But my dreams face a relentless decree. Every aspiration met with a c......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...They sent me on a spaceship to walk on this dusty moon I looked back upon planet Earth which almost made me swoon I came to meet a Clanger and I hoped I’d meet one soon But I can’t even find a dra......Read the rest...

...In the deepest jungle There lived a big baboon He was very famous He just loved to croon It is very unusual For baboons to sing He would sing all the time And he could really swing The ot......Read the rest...

...A baboon who had charm, grace and flair had a steamy and lurid affair with a slender gazelle who conceived very well a gazoon with a reddish derriere.......Read the rest...

...Well, my bosses up above me are always pushing, trying to shove me into doing twice the work for only half the pay When 5 o’clock finally comes and I think this long day is done they tell me I......Read the rest...

...Within the confines of my nearest Zoo, There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you. It’s where the animals go for therapy, As animals have issues just like you and me. It’s here where ......Read the rest...