Zerk the Berserk

Zerk was a lurking berserk who lived in the murky-murk of the cirque by the smirking Turk Zerk was irking a-jerkin’ and a draught of perkin Zerk was a-joying his shirker’s approach towards work Zerk was a-starking, a-barking, and a-marking the world with his dirk Zerk was a-perking for a-harking about bo-razzle and bo-really fools Zerk was a-quirking, an abundance of uncorking bottles, un-forking sustenance, and un-storking women Zerk was not a follower of any kirk Zerk was a-hoping to clerk for an irksome and biased hipster jerk Zerk was always a-hanging out with his friends Breschel, and Lurch Zerk contributed his artwork to the world, Zerk was by no means a berk, instead he was quite the intellectual quirk Zerk was always a-yerking out at the berks with his political and philosophical propaganda Zerk was always a-chirking up Lurch with his meditative-mindset