You'Ve Been Warned

Holy Crap Another year slips away Put on like 30 pounds Pertty hard to take off You see I like sea food I see it and eat it Now with muse in hand Even Jenny Crank has stepped up to the plate With how to shed 14 inches off waistline in 1 week You first have to eat 2 bars of exlax chocolate of course Even choke down some of grannys castrol oil Ass will be sore for a little while Remember though the box and bottle does say warning Little Pun For The New Me Happy New Year's All Also Entry For Carol Brown's Acrostic Happy New Year Contest GL ALL