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Your Gluteus Maximus

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Your Gluteus Maximus

“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me tingling and me motor to purr” “Let us meander behind that tree over there We can let our sweet passion flow Bid a farewell to our inhibitions so to speak And share in the light of love's glow” “Now my kind sir, may I ask you a favour I wish you would progress a bit further The way you fondle I find quite exhilarating Can't help myself yelling bloody murder!” At that very moment a small crowd did appear They were clapping and cheering us on So we sheepishly pulled up our pantaloons As our moment of passion was gone The moral of the story is really quite simple When fondling a lady's glutimus max Make sure you're alone and don't gather a crowd It can certainly detract from your act © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 3/27/2013 1:35:00 PM
    HAAAAAAA! You don't know how much I enjoyed this. The first line seriously cracked me up...adding milady was genious! This one is going to my fav list!

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 1:24:00 PM
    Jack, you bad bad so good boy. This was quite the read had me flushing and imagining not so innocent things. XOXOXO

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/25/2013 1:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL!!! So sorry dear Abigale! Don't know what happened there... think I was possessed by some bad evil demon! Great big hugs, love ya! XOXOXOX
  1. Date: 3/25/2013 10:30:00 AM
    Well done, naughty boy. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one veering towards x-rated. Love it, love it, love it. :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/25/2013 10:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Been an X-rated kinda guy all my life... why stop now! Yes I've noticed you're not averse to dabbling either! LOL Love and hugs, xoxox
  1. Date: 3/25/2013 8:17:00 AM
    Oh Jack! Surely a little too much of PDA!!! Well...who knows, for some the crowd may be just a plus! ;) HA HA! Naughty boy!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/25/2013 8:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are naughty too Miss Eileen! LOL Hugs, Jackers! xox
  1. Date: 3/25/2013 8:15:00 AM
    Wow, this is certainly an enlightening and fun write my friend! Very hilarious poem, I loved the glutimus maximus references, she must have had a great one if you did all that in public...ha ha! What a lovely piece, Awesome Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/25/2013 8:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm a baaaaad dude there Russell! LOL All in fun eh! Cheers!
  1. Date: 3/25/2013 8:02:00 AM
    I read this to my Hubby... He said my Gluteus is maximus... then walked off... So much for romance... I think he's been spending too much time with that dragon again... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/25/2013 8:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Soooo... you have a Maximus Gluteus! Yum yum... can you send a pic maybe... huh... maybe... huh! Huggeroonies, Jack xox