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Your Breath Could Move Mountains

Your breath could move mountains The Himalayas used to be in France Are you pregnant my sweet young filly Or is that a watermelon in your pants I've seen better legs on an orangutang Nothing personal don't take offence Turn your head sideways for a moment Wow! Your nose is quite immense Now about that patch of hair on your face Was that from some childhood disease Your shoes must have to be specially made Bet you can walk on the Sea of Galilee Your eyes are like deep cesspools Your lips remind me of a rubber dinghy But aside from all these strange features You're better looking than my friend Jimmy

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Date: 1/8/2021 10:35:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, Haha-Ha ha-Haha! Hahaha-Ha ha.Love Darlene.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 1/10/2021 10:56:00 AM
Hello happy Jack, nope! love Darlene xxxx-ooo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/8/2021 1:01:00 PM
Hope you didn't wet your bloomers!!!!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/8/2021 12:41:00 PM
Happy to hear it made yo cackle!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 1/8/2021 8:04:00 AM
Did these chat up lines actually work?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/8/2021 12:40:00 PM
Absolutely... had to put up a barricade around my house!
Date: 1/8/2021 7:31:00 AM
Giggles Galore! ~x
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/8/2021 12:38:00 PM
Fun eh!!! Had fun writing this one! Much love dear Maureen! What? Formal eh! LOL Lovesies HJ XOX

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