Your Baby Is the Ugliest Around
By Elton Camp
“Come over here and give a smile
While you praise my newborn child.”
I can certainly see why it they’d be lovin’
Since it had spent nine months in the oven.
When I saw it, my mouth dropped open.
I wondered why it was they had spoken.
The baby’s face was all red
And it had bruises on its head.
A baby’s pate is supposed to be round,
But theirs had a point right at its crown.
The newborn’s eyes are expected to be blue,
But to call his yellow and red is more true.
Too, in a highly visible spot
The kid had a lump of snot.
Yet, it wouldn’t do for me to give a frown
Or say, “Your baby’s the ugliest around.”
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2014
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