You Should'Ve Seen It Coming

As I sit here in my chair, something just didn't feel right, I scratched my head, rubbed my face trying to broaden my sight. I though and mediated for hour's and hour's, with not even a clue, what is this feeling that came over me, what am I to do? I had to have drank 4 pots of coffee and smoked cigarettes all the while, then my phone rang, it was my attorney, he said would take it to trial. I wasn't sure how to tell him, that I wasn't being charged anymore, so I got up from my chair, started pacing the floor. I told my attorney I didn't need him, he ask me why? well I laughed so hard I thought we were both going to cry. I told him I was no longer in the pasture, the place where I was being charged you see, now there were 2 fences between the assailant and me. He ask if there were any officer's around in whom he could speak, I told him I wasn't going back through that field forever and a week. I was charged twice already, almost had to hire you to keep from getting charged again, you should've seen it coming, I was being charged by a bull and not by men.