You Say- I Say

You say things that are really mean I say that I'm still pretty lean You say I'm fat and that's unfounded I say I'm not fat, just well rounded You say my big waist makes me look like a clown I say that's not my waist, my chest fell down You say I should be able to touch my toes with ease I say you're right, if they were on my knees You say my socks don't match, I should be more discreet I say it's not my fault, I can't see my feet You say I'm too heavy for my height, that's what you state I say you're wrong, I'm just too short for my weight You say I should weigh one eighty, no more I say I'm five ten, I should be six four You say next Halloween I should dress up as a mouse I say I'll wear a window and go there as a house You say I should get more exercise and try to shed a pound I say that when I sit around, I really sit around You say at the theatre you were embarrassed and didn't know what to do I say it was because you sat in seat number three while I sat in one and two You say I thought you were watching your weight I say I am, I'm watching it inflate You say being with me doesn't seem the same anymore I say I'm still the same, just a whole lot more You say you'd call if I were thinner I say just don't call me late for dinner You say we should work out at the gym down the street I say we should get up and go out to eat. Please note! A waist is a terrible thing to mind.