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You Said You Understood

Listen, Heathcliff, don't get me wrong, but hanging with you isn't good. You're a dragon, and I'm a mouse, last night you said you understood. That weird look in your eye says that you want more than a cup of tea. Now don't go getting teary-eyed, yesterday, you almost drowned me! I know you say you gave up meat, but honestly, I can't trust you. And whether hungry or horny, your hanging around me won't do. You must've seen me hold my nose, so add it up, man, do the math. Just because you hate the water doesn't mean you can't take a bath. Heathcliff, it's been a trip, my man, but it is time for you to go. And if you come back tomorrow, don't be surprised if I don't show. (Quatrain) 1/6/2015

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Date: 3/8/2018 8:54:00 AM
So funny. Love your humour, Emile.
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Date: 3/8/2018 9:45:00 AM
Thanks Line, I appreciate you insightful comments. Emile.
Date: 3/9/2015 6:03:00 PM
I really like this poem . . . funny, funny, funny! All The Best!
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Date: 3/9/2015 9:09:00 PM
Thanks so much Carolyn, I appreciate your visit. Emile.
Date: 3/9/2015 8:12:00 AM
You have apparently accomplished what you set out to do, Emile . . smiles on everyone face, including mine. Cute and quite imaginative. Really . . A DRAGON AND A MOUSE?
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Date: 3/9/2015 8:33:00 AM
Thanks Diane, If it brought a smile, mission accomplished. Emile.
Date: 1/10/2015 4:06:00 PM
G'day Emile... It's always good to read a well written poem, especially one that brings a smile to my face. Thanks Emile Lindsay
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Date: 1/10/2015 5:16:00 PM
Thank you so much...your comments are always most welcomed and eagerly sought. Emile.
Date: 1/9/2015 8:00:00 PM
How utterly delightful! Your poem did, indeed, put a smile on my face plus a lot of laughter coming out of my mouth. Thank you.
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Date: 1/9/2015 8:43:00 PM
Mission accomplished, Thanks Paul.
Date: 1/7/2015 2:26:00 PM
now who is this heathcliff guy? I was at first thinking it was from that famous classic novel. haha! funny one!
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Date: 1/7/2015 2:32:00 PM
Thanks, you know how to create a smile, Emile.
Date: 1/7/2015 1:13:00 PM
Enjoyed your sense of humour, Emile:) What is life without humour!! Bet Heathcliff isn't laughing, though! All the best. // paul
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Date: 1/7/2015 2:30:00 PM
Thank you very much, your comments are always welcome. Emile.
Date: 1/6/2015 8:19:00 PM
This is really written right and straight to the point of the matter and if this Heathcliff does not get it's meaning then He's in really bad shape if you ask me, my friend. Love how you told him so though, get lost or else. Thanks also for your comments on my she-tiger, I enjoyed reading your point of view on my work. cheri
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Date: 1/7/2015 9:08:00 AM
Thanks Cherl, just a little tickling of the funny bone. Glad you liked it. Emile.

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