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tap water to vampire …an extra worker short ….Twitter …iPhone child labour lawyer …booking a meet and greet at a school for the dumb deaf and blind children for Prince Andrew…symbol would be spinning in his grave …Brillo pad toilet paper …politicians (people who avoid answers as a job) …waterproof tea bags …a kick in the teeth …tickets for the Titanic’s second voyage …cold caller for an under takers …is this line written in code …Pre dick five tetx ..a Swiss Army knife in nuclear fallout …the reign of Charles (you might think too soon but his brother is still free)so basically em …thaw setting on a radiator …the word xylophone …moon glasses This isn’t mine but I had to share ….Anne Franks drum kit …dissolving condom …PlayStation controller on a submarine ..ejection seat on helicopter …trying …life You may need to read the title again