You Always Treat My Brother Better

(This fictional poem is written from a child's point of view.) You just bought a bicycle for my brother and nothing for me. I'm so upset that I'm about to lose bladder control and pee. I just peed all over myself, I hope that you're happy. You make my brother feel great and you make me feel crappy. You always treat my brother better and you feel no remorse. When I show Daddy this video tape of you and the mail man, you'll get a divorce. You're asking what it will take to make me give this video tape to you. You'll have to start shelling out cash to buy nice things for me too.