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You Ain't Touching My Guns

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You Ain't Touching My Guns

You Ain’t Touching My Guns

By Nug Revol

I’m sorry to hear about that massacre and all
Now to ban our assault weapons they’ll call

A few deaths of children is a small price to pay
To have guns that hundreds of bullets can spray

If I ever find that I have to defend my kin,
I must have a gun that’s sure to let me win

That guns don’t kill people simply isn’t true
As all will have to see when I am through

If the government dares to pass some ban
Let them come take it away if they can

No matter about the feds and their might
For I know my Second Amendment right

I’m not paranoid for it is very plain to see
Against folks like me, there’s a conspiracy

If to confiscate my assault weapon they try
From my cold, dead fingers they’ll have to pry

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  1. Date: 12/19/2012 2:24:00 PM
    unfortunately, there are so many people who actually spout this stuff. you've done a great job of exposing their stupidity...

  1. Date: 12/19/2012 1:56:00 AM
    so gun lover, the times are changing, beware the ides of march...David

    Camp Avatar Elton Camp
    Date: 12/19/2012 6:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    David, I also posted this on another site where it was taken, not as satire, but as representing my actual views. You wouldn't believe the favorable comments I got from "Gun Lovers." I took it down and reposted under my own name along with a definition of "satire." Fortunately, that isn't necessary at this site. Thanks for reading. Elton