Yoga Isn'T Just For Girls

I decided to go out and try a new hobby I said "screw my friends who are snobby" Though it was very likely I would fall I thought “why not, it will be a ball” The first day of yoga the girls all stared I thought for a moment, I must have erred But I did my best to bend into those poses I watched everyone put their butts thru their noses I was eyeing a honey on the mat next to me She was the cutest thing I ever did see She smiled at me and I quickly blushed She had me all flustered and utterly flushed She giggled and grinned-she wanted me! I was sure to get lucky today-yippee! My new hobby had me feeling fearless and smart Then during downward dog…out blasted a fart!