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One day I was walking down the street, and out of nowhere I got poop bombed. By a strange looking bird, and I screamed WTF! He could have at least said in coming, watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk and a flap of the wings! I thought to myself this day couldn’t get any worse, but it did! As I continued walking I stepped in a pile of fresh dog poop and you guessed it I yelled WTF again, the dog nor his owner was no- where to be found, they both were missing in action. Later on that day I filed a police report because dog and owner needs to be arrested not later but immediately. So if you see someone yelling WTF at the top of the lungs they probably had a Sh%t encounter on that day! 05/30/2023

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Date: 9/21/2023 7:48:00 PM
Gone are the days when they just left it there. Can you believe it. But the bird, It was bound to happen.
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Date: 6/24/2023 2:45:00 PM
Oh Alexis this is hysterical - you really made me laugh so much stepping in poo , how awful WTF and the bird no polite proclamation, you were the target of his devastation, bombed by bird poop, sorry my friend WTF is totally APT. I had a WTF encounter - Look out for my Limerick.. Hugs and blessings
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Date: 6/18/2023 2:18:00 PM
What a creative/fun write. Now I know what to yell......... "WTF" Enjoy your day writing away..................
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Date: 6/3/2023 3:33:00 PM
LOL. Thanks for the laugh Alexis. :)
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Date: 6/3/2023 1:34:00 PM
hahaha i would post it in the contest Alexis - john has a fab sense of humour!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 6/2/2023 4:57:00 PM
Made me LOL so it's a good poem, Alexis. Thanks for helping to lighten my day. :-) Have a great weekend, my friend. Bill
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Date: 6/2/2023 4:05:00 PM
LOL! Shaking crap off my heel…
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Date: 6/1/2023 7:46:00 PM
This has happened to me too, but couldn't write a poem on it. Once just before going to the class, I have been talking to one of my students under a tree. It was then a bird pooped on my head ! With a tissue, though my student tried to wipe it off, it had become a mess. I felt so embarrassed that I had to get into the bathroom and wash my head before going to the class....
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Date: 6/1/2023 7:16:00 PM
WTH is WTF?! btw WTF does LOL mean? RSVP ASAP, Alexis. LMAO, gw
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Date: 6/1/2023 1:27:00 PM
hahaha. GOOD poop poem!!!
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Date: 6/1/2023 12:57:00 PM
- Thanks ... :))) ... now I know what "WTF" means :))) ... (I've seen that contest ... but didn't know what "WTF" meant ... stupid me : ))) - A perfect poem for the contest, Alexis ... enter the contest ... thumbs up :) - hugs
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/1/2023 1:28:00 PM
I am seeing your comment and laughing to myself. I was like you a few years ago when I saw WTF always being used at FB and now I use it myself a lot!! the last word cannot be written here, but Mormons here in Utah substitute it with the word "fudge"
Date: 6/1/2023 12:38:00 PM
Laughter is the best medicine. Anyway, this sure had me laughing. :D
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Date: 6/1/2023 9:41:00 AM
The humor in this piece is undeniably peculiar. I express my gratitude for sharing it and for visiting my page. Alexis, your work is truly entertaining, though I did not see any entry from you for the contest.
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Date: 6/1/2023 8:41:00 AM
Yes, it definitely is funny in a weird sort of way. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. (:^ )...Sara
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Date: 6/1/2023 5:07:00 AM
That made me giggle Alexis! A bit naughty, cute and silly! Debx
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Date: 5/31/2023 5:55:00 PM
You should enter it in the contest!!! But first fix filled to filed. Damn funny ~anaya
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I Am Anaya
Date: 5/31/2023 7:14:00 PM
;D
Date: 5/31/2023 5:30:00 PM
Very amusing Alexis, you should enter this into the contest… Belle
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