Worst Christmas Presents
WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
New toilet seat in pink and purple flowers.
Jockeyshorts with slogans which puzzle for hours.
Teeshirt printed with “McCartney Farewell Tour 2038”,
Because for me it may well be too late.
Title deeds to twin plots in a prestigious cemetery,
With 15% off on marble headstones when they bury.
Large framed picture of mother-in-law herself,
Designed to fit perfectly over the den bar shelf.
Copyright © Sidney Beck | Year Posted 2012
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