Words To the Wise

Never slap a Rattlesnake, He'll bite you in the Asp. Grab it behind the head, And use a gentle grasp. Never feed a Grizzly Cub, Cause Mama Bear is near. She'll easily run you down, And feed upon your rear. Never swim with Sharks, If you've got a bloody nose. It'll take a healthy bite, And nibble on your toes. Never pull a Tiger's tail, It'll leave a lasting trace. He'll pounce upon your chest, And severely claw your face. Never kick an Elephant, You'll wish that you were dead. He'll break up all your bones, And sit down on your head. Never smack a Hornet's nest, With a really hefty stick. To keep from being stung, You'd best be very quick. Never charge a Rhino, It will go on the attack. The last thing that you'll feel, Is a horn go through your back. Never marry someone Crazy, It'll put you to the test. It's the worst thing you can do, And more painful than the rest.