Women Have Some Nerve

Women Have Some Nerve! By Elton Camp Those selfish women! Confound ’em Think the world revolves around ’em It seems that no matter what they say They expect to have things their way On one issue, men must concede defeat That’s the “up or down” on the toilet seat She shows no appreciation that I can see She should be grateful he raises it to pee Instead, she will continually fume and fuss If it isn’t lowered she’ll then begin to cuss What right has she to pitch fits If she doesn’t look before she sits For him to laugh would be too rash On hearing her behind go splash Thus, it’s better for him to give in If he wants to keep her as a friend