Women and Colors

Women and Colors By Elton Camp Women are great—what would we do without ‘em When it comes to knowing colors I sorta doubt ‘em A common female characteristic that I hate When easy stuff they try to overcomplicate Rather strange it makes me feel To hear of a color she calls “teal” Is that really red, purple, blue or pink? I absolutely don’t know what to think “Sienna” is a color meaning naught to me In my mind, it’s a Toyota van that I see “Fuchsia” and “bisque” are also the same I’ve no clue what real colors they name The only colors that I have ever seen Are like red, purple, blue, white, green