Wireless Armour

Wireless Armour Have you a laptop, a tablet, a phone A wireless device that you call your own Have you read the studies about radiation? Do you fear for your health in this wireless nation? If you are a guy, then this you should know Electromagnetic studies all show Sperm count and mobility all greatly reduce With repeated wireless device use And if as a woman, you treasure your chests Radiation and cancer are linked in all tests So what can you do to protect what you treasure And still use the devises that give you such pleasure Wireless Armour, coming soon to your store That’s boxers and briefs or a bra you’ll adore Made of a fabric that blocks harmful rays Tested and tested for days upon days A mesh of pure silver forms a Faraday Cage That blocks radiation says the scientist’s gage The Army, the Navy and AT and T Without Faraday Cages just where would they be Communication devices must block errant rays And Faraday Cages are the only found ways So they weave silver with cotton to make this new thread That lengthens the life of the fabric it’s said And the silver is anti microbial too Stops the spread of bacteria that’s growing on you The bacteria’s found on warm parts of your flesh And that causes odors, leaving you less than fresh They block radiation, prevent smelly parts These long lasting garments are off of the charts So there you have it, the cure-all of all cures When you fear radiation may be harming what’s yours Buy a bra or a pair, either boxer or brief Sit back with your IPad with a sigh of relief