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Winter Schmunderland

Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland I've had it up to my ying yang If I never see another snowflake in my life My big bass drum I'd bang Wonderland, Schmunderland, I've had enough Don't know how I've made this far Except for those few times in the loony bin Still have my marbles, by gar Well at least I think I still have my marbles But sure wish I could feel my mouth This Winter Schmunderland is really for the birds Even they have sense to head south Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland Who really needs all of this crap I'd certainly be a very much happier camper If I could wear a hat without flaps © Jack Ellison 2014

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Sarai Virden

Date: 1/10/2014 4:21:00 AM

Winter Schmunderland your motherland. But your Soup friends turn winter to fairyland. A place where cotton candy confidants understand how winter waistbands always expand. So even in negative Nth degrees... This chill you'll surly withstand, for love that come entirely unplanned can comfort the crankiest old man who lives in a winter wonderland he's renamed the famous Schmunderland. HaHa and LOL. HUGS Jack E XOXOX SMILE :-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/10/2014 8:02:00 AM

"But your Soup friends turn winter to fairyland" YEP! If it wasn't for youse guys, they'd have to put me on a 24/7 suicide watch!!! LOL Just kidding, enjoying my life way too much and you're a big part of that my dear Sarai! Love ya... xoxoxox

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 1/9/2014 9:49:00 PM

Oh Jack..Here in California were begging for rain and snow..All this drought "crap"...Loved your funny poem and your hat with flaps. BG

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/10/2014 8:04:00 AM

California??? I should be so lucky! LOL Love and hugs, Jack xxxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 1/9/2014 8:53:00 AM

Dragon just got a hat just like his Jack's! Even tho his hat already covered his ears! Dragon ears are on top his head after all! The Trolls are hard at work making an Olympic sized pool for Dragon's hot tub. We figure he can heat it with all that fire. And we can reap the benefits! Even the penguins think it's a great idea! Life just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter! Now if only the Techno Trolls hadn't tried to fix my TV with their hammers! 2nd thought... it's time for a new one! LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/9/2014 9:07:00 AM

Only you, my dear strange lady would think of his ears up on top of his head! LOL xxxxxxxxx

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/9/2014 7:10:00 AM

LOL!! You are the funniest my friend...and speak the truth! I love the cooler weather, but not the frigid temperatures that we have been having, and that you have every winter, yuck!! Ha ha I love the word, "Schmunderland" that's a great made up word Jack, perfect my friend! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this morning! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/9/2014 7:16:00 AM

You are a dear dear loyal friend, my good man! I guess you can tell this is NOT my favourite winter along with a multitude of others! Thanks for always being there for me my good friend... have a great day!!!