Why Do Women Want To Be Equal

Why do women want equality? Why do women want equality? They are far superior to men. Has that got you wondering? Shall I say it again? Men cannot give new life. Bare a child I mean. With all the brains they possess. They can’t make a baby, reproductive machine. Then there is a house. Women turn into a home. Men would live in dust and dirt. Not a clean, warm, comforting home. Women are intelligent. They can write as well as men. So why not rewrite the rule book. As if life was in the beginning again! I cannot tell you what to write. As the new mad author I be. But you could start with the covers. On men instead of thee. Then there are the freedoms. As you move your arms and legs, you do have two! Which means you could ride a bike. Or drive a car, it’s true. So come on now, you ladies. What would you like to write? Whatever you do, make sure you get it right! Equality is not the word. Equality is so absurd. I’ve already said, you’re better than men. I should know as I’m one of them. As the new mad author I am a man. It really is a pity. Women did not write those first few words. Or men would now want equality! Now, is that not so absurd?