Who's a Loser

Mr Webster's definition of loser A consistent failure abuser Turkey that has no wings Sunkist lemon of a human being I say Ol' Daniel's wrong Ain't nobody that far gone They're bound to have some use If nothing else, squeeze them for juice No wings on a turkey, big deal Who wants wings for a Thanksgiving meal A wingless bird would be unique He doesn't say a loser's a freak So a person has a few bad breaks Always whines and bellyaches Makes everyone else a little edgy Social bothersome , tighty-whitey, wedgie He may be down on his luck But a loser, come on, that sucks That is unless you're in this poetry contest Then you'll be a loser, if yours ain't the best an original poem by Daniel Turner