Who Should Wear a Scarf

Male wearers it makes women by half, Even the man with a bulky calf; In my office won’t be excused staff Save female ones, “You save me your scarf!” Quickly change their sex some men can, Wise debates on what one should wear ban; No more hunger to answer A Man: Gender-blind has been a Dick Dan! But does Dan need this decoration That does affect male restoration, Kick-starting female adoration: Dan’s great speech: a female oration… To masculinity a scar And Dick Dan has with it gone quite far: Lots of Scarf in his scarf-tired car; Round his neck one with a wench like star.