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Who Is Your Neighbor

" Who is your neighbor" Falling asleep, listening to an oldies station. Elvis was singing, Burning Love; " A hunk, a hunk of burning love." Played over and over. I felt like throwing up! In my slumber, Elvis was my neighbor. Partying all night, with his rowdy band; Looking over, I saw, Elvis gyrating his hips, with a peanut butter sandwich in hand. Tired of the noise. I got up and walked to Graceland. Facing huge ornate gates; Elvis looked, and asked, "Are you the pizza delivery boy? I said, for Pete sake. "No I'm not!" "Could you, quiet down?" I asked. He looked at me and laughed; He said, " Do you know who I am?" I'm the king of rock n roll, so kiss my fat a--!" In disgust I walked away. As the pizza delivery boy walked up to the Gate, I heard Elvis say, " Thank you very much, thank you very much." As he stuffed his face. 9/6/2015

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Date: 9/7/2015 4:10:00 PM
Michael, I loved this, oh my those Elvis luvers are going to be in a tizzy , wonderful for the contest and thanks for visiting my poem, shadow . . . ~~
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Michael Tor
Date: 9/8/2015 10:07:00 AM
I'm just having fun. I love Elvis. Your response is funny. I think Elvis's fans will enjoy it. I hope so. Maybe. Thanks for your comments. Don't be in a tizzy. Elvis rocks.
Date: 9/6/2015 10:28:00 AM
Wow!! A well and an excellence write....A.M.
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Michael Tor
Date: 9/8/2015 10:09:00 AM
Thank you Afolabi
Date: 9/6/2015 9:44:00 AM
Hahahahah! This is so amusing - great light-hearted write a 7! Good luck in the contest. Pandita
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Date: 9/6/2015 10:19:00 AM
Gracias Pandita. I'm glad you enjoyed. Thank you again for your very nice comments. Blessings your way...Ps loved your poem.

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